topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Bill Clinton couldn't join club DECE because he's too old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 And he can lift considerably more. Clearly! Imagine the strength required to lower fat arse Lewinsky onto his bellend?! #billlifts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 had a fun day out visiting friends now having a beer watching scores and reflecting over how much i love football Get yourself out to a game then FFS! A bar lunch, few beers and attending the game is far better that being sat at home! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 footy shudder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 This guy kens. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/29672340 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Posting this here as nobody cares about reading match threads. Jim McAlister RKO'd Harkins as a celebration today. #RKOoutofnowhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Seems a bit harsh after the lad has just scored. If he'd scored a hattrick would he have been put in the crossface? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The Pope gets fucked. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29677779 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 The Pope gets fucked. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29677779 Saw that, here was me thinking the catholic church was full of gays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 It's a delight to see our team are up to date with the latest 'craze'. The Dundee players will be making one of those ridiculous REKT videos next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I haven't posted in a few weeks on thsi thread but just to let you all know I'm still a pretty bad person. Pretty awful all things told. Any suggestions as to how I can improve are welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I haven't posted in a few weeks on thsi thread but just to let you all know I'm still a pretty bad person. Pretty awful all things told. Any suggestions as to how I can improve are welcome. Have you ever seen the film Face Off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Did i remind you of Kevin Bacon in the advert? He's got an excuse, he's a yank. What's yours? ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I haven't posted in a few weeks on thsi thread but just to let you all know I'm still a pretty bad person. Pretty awful all things told. Any suggestions as to how I can improve are welcome. Stop killing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I haven't posted in a few weeks on thsi thread but just to let you all know I'm still a pretty bad person. Pretty awful all things told. Any suggestions as to how I can improve are welcome. Aye, you're spelling is fucking atrocious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 After seeing my sister for the first time in 4 months i can safely say i am less attracted to her as i was before, her skin which was usually so well toned now looks rugged and pale and her makes her look like Lionel Messi in about 2007. Surprised this didn't occur to me before but, assuming she's single, get some piccies up on the Man Crushes thread. Best of both worlds n' aw rat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Who fancies a wee sweepstake on what Chris did? I'd like to go for something like "murdered the wife's prize pomeranian" but I think it's more likely to be "felt up the admin assistant's bum at work night out", so I'm going with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Who fancies a wee sweepstake on what Chris did? I'd like to go for something like "murdered the wife's prize pomeranian" but I think it's more likely to be "felt up the admin assistant's bum at work night out", so I'm going with that. It'll end up with the punch line, 'well you have to have somewhere to park your bike' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 8milebu's wee girl is really unwell and its stressing me the f**k out big-time It's a horrible experience, to be sure, but nothing excuses posting in the third-person. Hope she's doing better (and chastising her father for his faux-pas) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 I haven't posted in a few weeks on thsi thread but just to let you all know I'm still a pretty bad person. Pretty awful all things told. Any suggestions as to how I can improve are welcome. You could try telling us what you've done instead of queening around like an attention whore. Sorry, in a bad mood because I actually AM a bad person. We should have a competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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