RoversMad Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Not getting to watch early KO as have to go to the shops with the Mrs FML oh throbber you have a lot to learn.When shopping with the Mrs you need to act the c**t to piss her off, tell her to hurry up, act all bored & huffy, pretend you are on an invisible horse or doing impossible star jumps by using the full length mirrors you get in shops by hiding half your head and body behind it, drag her into every toy shop too and spend ages looking at lego and airfix kits. If your Mrs is anything like mine she'll tell you to go to the pub and she'll come meet you when she has finished. Don't mention it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Nah that's your 3 all used up mate, will be plain sailing from here Nothing like a game against the Rovers to brighten up your day... I'm not so sure mate......I'm now rattling like Judy Finnigan! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 oh throbber you have a lot to learn. When shopping with the Mrs you need to act the c**t to piss her off, tell her to hurry up, act all bored & huffy, pretend you are on an invisible horse or doing impossible star jumps by using the full length mirrors you get in shops by hiding half your head and body behind it, drag her into every toy shop too and spend ages looking at lego and airfix kits. If your Mrs is anything like mine she'll tell you to go to the pub and she'll come meet you when she has finished. Don't mention it That's almost exactly the tactic I used. Worked with both Mrs. RN #2 and #3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 oh throbber you have a lot to learn. When shopping with the Mrs you need to act the c**t to piss her off, tell her to hurry up, act all bored & huffy, pretend you are on an invisible horse or doing impossible star jumps by using the full length mirrors you get in shops by hiding half your head and body behind it, drag her into every toy shop too and spend ages looking at lego and airfix kits. If your Mrs is anything like mine she'll tell you to go to the pub and she'll come meet you when she has finished. Don't mention it This tactic has a fatal flaw. If she has the car keys and pisses off home leaving you to bus it home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This tactic has a fatal flaw. If she has the car keys and pisses off home leaving you to bus it home My mate did that a few years ago when his then gf gave him a hard time for speaking to a girl he knew from school......he just jumped in his car and fcuked off. I told him he was an idiot for going out with moaning cow in the first place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This tactic has a fatal flaw. If she has the car keys and pisses off home leaving you more time in the pubFixed for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 http://uniladmag.com/girls/keira-knightley-strips-naked-in-protest-against-photoshopping/ Ive got bigger norms than her but i do still find her attractive Shopped IMO. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 On a sidenote i could have sworn i saw Tommy Sheridan and his wife on princes st It never rains but it pours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Fixed for you Still you have to suffer public transport. Smelly people go on the bus. SMELLY PEOPLE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 On reflection i don't think it was him, i was in a bad way back then At least things are looking up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Still you have to suffer public transport. Smelly people go on the bus. SMELLY PEOPLE Your own fault for staying in Fife TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Your own fault for staying in Fife TBH. It's the same anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Making this for dinner http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/beefstroganoffwithsa_89439 have made it a few times its different from other stroganoffs i have had and i would recommend it I recommend the following improvements to the recipe... Ingredients For the beef stroganoff 150ml/5fl oz brandy For the sautéed potatoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Im going to have rice with it, flirting with the idea of going for a crispy shredded beef idea instead though just trying to find a recipe Ingredients For Crispy Shredded Beef 150ml/5fl oz brandy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Irn bru is the ultimate hangover cure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Making this for dinner http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/beefstroganoffwithsa_89439 have made it a few times its different from other stroganoffs i have had and i would recommend it I need to start cooking again. The wean won't eat anything I make, and the wife will eat any old shite, so it seems like a pointless waste of time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 It's the same anywhere. Not that I've noticed. Wait a minute...does that mean that I'm...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I've had 7 half pints of dark ale at the beer festival In my local, a portion of onion rings, and 3 quarters of a bar of fruit and nut. The cludgie awaits carnage in the morning. I nearly bought a bar of "old Jamaica" instead of the fruit and nut. That would have sped up the process a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 I had a sunday roast and 8 pints with the old man in the local, then watched Crocodile Dundee 1 & 2 with a few cans. Getting up at 6am for work is going to be awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Astounded to find that it was quite compelling viewing whilst half cut. Ah, nostalgia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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