BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 It never ceases to amaze me how many teachers have let schoolchildren turn them absolutely mental. I always assumed they were born like that, but you may have a point. Entrance and exit interview videos required for all new recruits, I think. That would be a classic comedy film waiting to be edited together 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Entrance- "I've always wanted to work with children; to culture and nourish their minds, to inspire them to great things." Exit- "I've gone through at least one bottle of whisky every night for the last 34 years. Those b*****ds are the reason I hate my own son and daughter. When my wife left me I didn't even fight for custody." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 It never ceases to amaze me how many teachers have let schoolchildren turn them absolutely mental. One of the many jobs I would never, ever consider. Thank f**k I hear the P&B masses say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 (edited) Nice of Lidl to remind me of my nickname in college school nursery Edit: blimey, who'd have thought that something called Karamell Keks would be so tasty? Edited January 13, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 One of the many jobs I would never, ever consider. Not since The Incident, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Is this possible to work out, or is it just 50/50 guess? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Is this possible to work out, or is it just 50/50 guess? Nope, you're screwed. Got to feel for that Hurt Locker bloke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 One of the many jobs I would never, ever consider. Thank f**k I hear the P&B masses say. There are no doubt some schools in Scotland where a fair percent of the pupils are nutcases and would be a right hard shift but they're in the minority. Contrary to what you oldies seem to think, I find the vast, vast majority of pupils to be pleasant and compliant, if not always willing to work quite as hard as I'd like. At a run of the mill school, the good teachers will have it reasonably easy in the classroom where as the poorer teachers create the problems for themselves. I can honestly say I enjoy my job although I probably have the right personality and charctistics for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 There are no doubt some schools in Scotland where a fair percent of the pupils are nutcases and would be a right hard shift but they're in the minority. Contrary to what you oldies seem to think, I find the vast, vast majority of pupils to be pleasant and compliant, if not always willing to work quite as hard as I'd like. At a run of the mill school, the good teachers will have it reasonably easy in the classroom where as the poorer teachers create the problems for themselves. I can honestly say I enjoy my job although I probably have the right personality and charctistics for it. I know only one teacher, he also posts one here, and he's said the same thing. It's nothing to do with being an 'oldie' I would have expressed the same view when I was in my 20's. I'm just not temperamentally cut out to be a teacher. I'm sure it could be greatly rewarding profession, but like all jobs not attractive to/suitable for everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 There are no doubt some schools in Scotland where a fair percent of the pupils are nutcases and would be a right hard shift but they're in the minority. Contrary to what you oldies seem to think, I find the vast, vast majority of pupils to be pleasant and compliant, if not always willing to work quite as hard as I'd like. At a run of the mill school, the good teachers will have it reasonably easy in the classroom where as the poorer teachers create the problems for themselves. I can honestly say I enjoy my job although I probably have the right personality and charctistics for it. I'm absolutely stunned by how pleasant and well-behaved the weans are in Alloa. I see them in the town centre every day, and their behaviour is mind-boggling to me. In a good way. Makes me think that I wasn't imagining it; I did go to school with a bunch of disgusting cuntrags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I think about 40% of my teachers were probably alcoholics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 They put theirs in as well. Go on admit it Zen.....you love the Jam Tarts these days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Go on admit it Zen.....you love the Jam Tarts these days! Only on condition they beat Govan Recycled F C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 If Granny Danger was a teacher he'd offer some cheeky 15 year old a square go and then get a chair round his coupon. It'd be brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If Granny Danger was a teacher he'd offer some cheeky 15 year old a square go and then get a chair round his coupon. It'd be brilliant.One time in a tech class someone asked the teacher what he would do if someone tried to attack him with a chisel, his exact words were: "if we're being attacked we're authorised to use whatever force we deem necessary to protect ourselves, in that situation the force I'd deem necessary would be to batter him round the head with a chair" Which was surprising, he never struck you as the violent type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 It never ceases to amaze me how many teachers have let schoolchildren turn them absolutely mental. I loved teaching. And just got an offer today to go back to a school I taught at in 2012 here, DELIGHTED! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Like most of them, flicking through her Twitter feed made me look forward to the nuclear holocaust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If at first you don't succeed delete it from the Crisp Sandwich thread and post it here http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/story-fnh81fz8-1227184810524 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If at first you don't succeed delete it from the Crisp Sandwich thread and post it here http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/story-fnh81fz8-1227184810524 Lunatic, and she tries to justify it too. Hopefully a long stint in prison to follow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 They probably look around at Alloa on their way to and from school and think 'By f**k this place is grim - Must stick in and escape this dump' Location: Falkirk One time in a tech class someone asked the teacher what he would do if someone tried to attack him with a chisel, his exact words were: "if we're being attacked we're authorised to use whatever force we deem necessary to protect ourselves, in that situation the force I'd deem necessary would be to batter him round the head with a chair" Which was surprising, he never struck you as the violent type. Quite restrained IMO. I'm guessing he thought "take it off him and shove it up his arse" might be misconstrued. I loved teaching. And just got an offer today to go back to a school I taught at in 2012 here, DELIGHTED! Good news. Is this a different place to the one you were waiting for clearance to go back to? Lunatic, and she tries to justify it too. Hopefully a long stint in prison to follow. Sends-saucy-messages-from-his-wife's-phone-type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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