Uncle Psychosis Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Comedy gold http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31572147 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I think I may be on a register somewhere now. I was listening to the Manic Street Preachers and one line - " anyone can conceive a god on video"- got me wondering about whether or not anyone had actually been conceived in a porno. Quite innocently, I googled "porn babies". Goggle is now reminding me that child porn is illegal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I think I may be on a register somewhere now. I was listening to the Manic Street Preachers and one line - " anyone can conceive a god on video"- got me wondering about whether or not anyone had actually been conceived in a porno. Quite innocently, I googled "porn babies". Goggle is now reminding me that child porn is illegal. I highly doubt that that story is going to hold up in court. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I highly doubt that that story is going to hold up in court.That's why I preemptively posted my alibi on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I think I may be on a register somewhere now. I was listening to the Manic Street Preachers and one line - " anyone can conceive a god on video"- got me wondering about whether or not anyone had actually been conceived in a porno. Quite innocently, I googled "porn babies". Goggle is now reminding me that child porn is illegal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I think I may be on a register somewhere now. I was listening to the Manic Street Preachers and one line - " anyone can conceive a god on video"- got me wondering about whether or not anyone had actually been conceived in a porno. Quite innocently, I googled "porn babies". Goggle is now reminding me that child porn is illegal. Completely unrelated, in school we used to always have a Pot Noodle and a can for lunch. We always had a rule that is was impossible to not spill any on you. I don't believe any of us ever managed the feat. It always got on your clothes somehow. I'm eating my first Pot Noodle for a year or so and before even putting the thing in my mouth, it had dripped on me. And my laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Didn't exactly take it very well, did she? Wonder if she's been skelped for talking about herself too much in the past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I think I may be on a register somewhere now. I was listening to the Manic Street Preachers and one line - " anyone can conceive a god on video"- got me wondering about whether or not anyone had actually been conceived in a porno. Quite innocently, I googled "porn babies". Goggle is now reminding me that child porn is illegal. There are plenty of babies who've been involved in porn from the inside. Not even pregnancy is enough to stop some lassies being poked with a big strange wang. Is this register a lifetime thing, or do we get time off for good behaviour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 On the bus to work this morning and two junkies got on and sat behind me. Their conversation centred on football and went as follows: Junkie1: "What was the Ranger score at the weekend?" Junkie2: "Were Rangers playing at the weekend?" J1: "I don't know" J1: "Play that song on your phone, the Liverpool one" J2: "The one that goes "Stevie G, you make me happy when skies are grey?" J1: "Yeah, I think it's that one" *J2 plays video of football fans singing a song about Gary Cahill* *J1 briefly joins in with Cahill song despite not knowing words* J1: "Naw, that's no' it." *J2 plays 'Fields of Anfield Road'* J1: "Liverpool are like Falkirk in England" J1: "Naw, it's 'You'll Never Walk Alone', Celtic sing it" J2: "I don't wantae click oan that, then" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 On the bus to work this morning and two junkies got on and sat behind me. Their conversation centred on football and went as follows: Junkie1: "What was the Ranger score at the weekend?" Junkie2: "Were Rangers playing at the weekend?" J1: "I don't know" J1: "Play that song on your phone, the Liverpool one" J2: "The one that goes "Stevie G, you make me happy when skies are grey?" J1: "Yeah, I think it's that one" *J2 plays video of football fans singing a song about Gary Cahill* *J1 briefly joins in with Cahill song despite not knowing words* J1: "Naw, that's no' it." *J2 plays 'Fields of Anfield Road'* J1: "Liverpool are like Falkirk in England" J1: "Naw, it's 'You'll Never Walk Alone', Celtic sing it" J2: "I don't wantae click oan that, then" Are you sure it wasn't The Drunken Bakers from Viz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I think I may be on a register somewhere now. I was listening to the Manic Street Preachers and one line - " anyone can conceive a god on video"- got me wondering about whether or not anyone had actually been conceived in a porno. Quite innocently, I googled "porn babies". Goggle is now reminding me that child porn is illegal. Im pretty sure that excuse will have been used in court, i think it was John Grisham who publicly said he felt sorry for certain paedo's as they are good men who have just had too much to drink and clicked on the wrong thing! Incidentally how would one go about finding this material if google forbids it? I often wonder how beasts go about finding these images/videos as I'm sure you can't just go googling the obvious and a string of things comes up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Are you sure it wasn't The Drunken Bakers from Viz? That was exactly my thoughts on reading that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Im pretty sure that excuse will have been used in court, i think it was John Grisham who publicly said he felt sorry for certain paedo's as they are good men who have just had too much to drink and clicked on the wrong thing! Incidentally how would one go about finding this material if google forbids it? I often wonder how beasts go about finding these images/videos as I'm sure you can't just go googling the obvious and a string of things comes up Give this a read: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/10/16/john-grisham-says-sentencing-for-child-porn-offenders-is-too-harsh-they-arent-real-pedophiles/ Incidentally, I'm something of a connoisseur of the more unpleasant side of the Internet; the nastier side of human nature is something that fascinates me a wee bit. However, in almost two decades online, I've never seen, nor found myself presented with the opportunity to see, child pornography. The excuse that this is something you can accidentally stumble upon is pathetic. Either you've looked for it, or someone's sent it to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 ive once seen a man shit on a baby on the internet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 ive once seen a man shit on a baby on the internet Boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Give this a read: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/10/16/john-grisham-says-sentencing-for-child-porn-offenders-is-too-harsh-they-arent-real-pedophiles/ Incidentally, I'm something of a connoisseur of the more unpleasant side of the Internet; the nastier side of human nature is something that fascinates me a wee bit. However, in almost two decades online, I've never seen, nor found myself presented with the opportunity to see, child pornography. The excuse that this is something you can accidentally stumble upon is pathetic. Either you've looked for it, or someone's sent it to you. You've not sent me a dodgy link have you? I dont really like the darker side of things online, maybe the occasional death on film video but thats about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 This threads turning creepy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Mr Brightsides Street Sharks avatar just brought back some great childhood memories 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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