Waspy Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Thought Labour was fucked? Solidarity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Had a nightmare last night that I went to visit my parents and my dad answered the door and he had a wee "SNP" pin bade on. Terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm currently sitting in a reception waiting to meet someone. I cannot stop shaking, folk probably think I'm nervous for some reason. I'm not in the slightest, it's the fact I'm hungover as hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm currently sitting in a reception waiting to meet someone. I cannot stop shaking, folk probably think I'm nervous for some reason. I'm not in the slightest, it's the fact I'm hungover as hell. And I've actually forgotten the one thing I was meant to bring. I'm having one of those days!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Just had a nuisance call, from a company doing a survey on nuisance calls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Just had a nuisance call, from a company doing a survey on nuisance calls. You've got to be kidding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Just had a nuisance call, from a company doing a survey on nuisance calls. I got one the other night. I was randomly selected with other people to go into a syndicate with 40/50. "Do you play the lotto often?" "No really" "When you do play, what do you tend to play?" "Hotpicks" "How often would you say you play lotto?" "Duno, just when a fancy it" "Would you say once a week, twice a week, twice a month?" "No! A don't have a pattern. It's when a fancy it" "Do you ever play Euro Millions?" "No. Never" "Ok, well I'm pleased to tell you you've been selected to go into a syndicate with 40 other people for one Euro Millions ticket. It.ll cost you 11p..." "Am no wanting tae buy owt" "Sorry?" "Am not buying anything" "But Sir, it is 11p. If you went into the shop and bought a ticket it would cost you £2" "If a went into a shop to buy a ticket a wudny care that it was £2, cuz it would be something a actually wanted" "But I am giving you the chance to buy it for 11p" "Aye, but a dinny want it though" "Ok. Goodbye" It was actually longer than that, but that's plenty. She seemed to think that just because it was 11p that it meant I would have to want it. She could 't grasp the fact I didn't want the thing at all! Not that it would have been 11p. I imagine she'd have been asking for more for another reason after that point. I don't imagine you could make such a small charge of 11p by card without having to pay some sort of transfer fee. Which she'd likely have informed me at the death. Should have taken it further to see. I typed in the manner that I spoke. I'm not rude to these callers, but I make it pretty clear that I'm not excited/interested in what they have to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I got one the other night. I was randomly selected with other people to go into a syndicate with 40/50. "Do you play the lotto often?" "No really" "When you do play, what do you tend to play?" "Hotpicks" "How often would you say you play lotto?" "Duno, just when a fancy it" "Would you say once a week, twice a week, twice a month?" "No! A don't have a pattern. It's when a fancy it" "Do you ever play Euro Millions?" "No. Never" "Ok, well I'm pleased to tell you you've been selected to go into a syndicate with 40 other people for one Euro Millions ticket. It.ll cost you 11p..." "Am no wanting tae buy owt" "Sorry?" "Am not buying anything" "But Sir, it is 11p. If you went into the shop and bought a ticket it would cost you £2" "If a went into a shop to buy a ticket a wudny care that it was £2, cuz it would be something a actually wanted" "But I am giving you the chance to buy it for 11p" "Aye, but a dinny want it though" "Ok. Goodbye" It was actually longer than that, but that's plenty. She seemed to think that just because it was 11p that it meant I would have to want it. She could 't grasp the fact I didn't want the thing at all! Not that it would have been 11p. I imagine she'd have been asking for more for another reason after that point. I don't imagine you could make such a small charge of 11p by card without having to pay some sort of transfer fee. Which she'd likely have informed me at the death. Should have taken it further to see. I typed in the manner that I spoke. I'm not rude to these callers, but I make it pretty clear that I'm not excited/interested in what they have to say. I got a call like that and when she asked me what I'd spend my winnings on I told her a yacht full of hookers and coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If you were saving your last dance for Ben E King, then there goes your baby... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32547474 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If you were saving your last dance for Ben E King, then there goes your baby... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32547474 Shocking news. Shocking because I thought he was already dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Shocking news. Shocking because I thought he was already dead. I was under a boardwalk the other day etc. Despite my attempts at humour, I am quite sad. I'm a big fan of him and the Drifters. I remember coming home one night (morning) after being in the Shack in Glasgow to be told that my mum and dad had been there to see the Drifters play! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Chris Eubank was on telly tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Groom gets his wookey hole. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-32554088 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 It's just past 4 in the morning, wide awake (as usual at this time) and I am watching a friggin Christmas movie! i really should get this insomnia sorted out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 It's just past 4 in the morning, wide awake (as usual at this time) and I am watching a friggin Christmas movie! i really should get this insomnia sorted out. I woke up at 5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antti Niemi Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) If there was a god he probably would have made it so that you could read in the car without getting a headache. Conclusive proof imo. Edited May 2, 2015 by Antti Niemi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Eye keeps twitching wtf I had that for months a few years ago. It used to get worse when I ate spicy food. It's not noticeable to anyone else but to you it feels like you've got a boxing glove on a spring going in and out your eye lid. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Eye keeps twitching wtf Warp spasm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Japs? Wacist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Eye keeps twitching wtf If it only does this, eye twitches, when someone mentions Inspector Clouseau. Keep calm, it's natural, it just means you are Chief Inspector Dreyfus. Try to concentrate on taking the idiot/ nincompoop/ lunatic (Clouseau) down and the eye twitching should cease. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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