Lyle Lanley Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Riots in London and no media coverage. Pictures all over twitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 The ambulance has just arrived. 35 bloody minutes!Pray for me. Did It have it's sirens on???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 The ambulance has just arrived. 35 bloody minutes!Pray for me. Don't tell me. You managed to fall onto a bag of shopping, that you were in such a rush to get in the shower not to distribute in the appropriate cupboards, around your household. Unfortunately, you bought an, comically, oversized aubergine and it, as misfortune would have it, slid up your bottom. Very good sir, but do you usually purchase aubergines wrapped in a ribbed condom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishmanAbroad Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 You guys. Quick update in case anyone is interested: no broken bones thankfully, just a few bumps and bruises. In hindsight, calling for an ambulance was unnecessary but as I always say for these kinds of situations - better safe than sorry. I live to fight another day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 You guys. Quick update in case anyone is interested: no broken bones thankfully, just a few bumps and bruises. In hindsight, calling for an ambulance was unnecessary but as I always say for these kinds of situations - better safe than sorry. I live to fight another day. Did A&E manage to extricate the soap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 You guys. Quick update in case anyone is interested: no broken bones thankfully, just a few bumps and bruises. In hindsight, calling for an ambulance was unnecessary but as I always say for these kinds of situations - better safe than sorry. I live to fight another day. We're not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Lllh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 I was a gentleman so I washed my cock and baws in the burd's kitchen sink first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Why the f**k did I get myself a trainee job instead of going :( :( Because you wanted a guaranteed job at the end of it, rather being in the same place with a pile of debt 4 years on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Because you wanted a guaranteed job at the end of it, rather being in the same place with a pile of debt 4 years on? Not everyone does Geography at university. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Riots in London and no media coverage. Pictures all over twitter. There's plenty media coverage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You guys. Quick update in case anyone is interested: no broken bones thankfully, just a few bumps and bruises. In hindsight, calling for an ambulance was unnecessary but as I always say for these kinds of situations - better safe than sorry. I live to fight another day. So you wasted NHS resources on a completely pointless ambulance call? Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Just watching the birds feeding in the garden, seemingly, vomited up cat food is a great delicacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Just watching the birds feeding in the garden, seemingly, vomited up cat food is a great delicacy. Jesus, man, are things that bad? There's bound to be a food bank in Dundee, surely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Jesus, man, are things that bad? There's bound to be a food bank in Dundee, surely. I would be dead from starvation before I could eat a sachet of Whiskas 'poultry' in jelly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Belgian Sugar Waffles from Aldi are doss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnglishmanAbroad Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 So you wasted NHS resources on a completely pointless ambulance call? Arsehole. I help pay for those resources so might as well make the most of them. Besides, it was the NHS 24 woman that recommended the ambulance. Hurting this afternoon but glad I got everything checked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Was waiting at Singburi bus station today picking a few folk up that were coming back from Bangkok, when I noticed the woman that sells the tickets crouch down behind her desk, and at the angle where I was sitting I noticed she was milking her tit into tumbler. I must admit I had to have third or fourth look She then stood up with a half full glass and drunk it in one go. To say the least I was shocked. and no she was not a wid, very far from it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I help pay for those resources so might as well make the most of them. Besides, it was the NHS 24 woman that recommended the ambulance. Hurting this afternoon but glad I got everything checked out. Just back from the shops - these ambulance buses are cracking! The other passenger was a moaning faced c**t, but you can't have everything, can you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I would be dead from starvation before I could eat a sachet of Whiskas 'poultry' in jelly. I hate those fucking sachets. I never fail to get at least a sliver of the stinking gel on my fingers anytime I open them. Absolutely honking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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