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Local radio station very kindly contacted me this morning to say that they're going to play one of my tracks on their blues show tonight.

Then blues legend, B.B. King sadly passes away today.

I'm going to get bumped, aren't I?

Wow - they actually played it - after B.B King and Little Walter and followed by John Lee Hooker! :wub:

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I don't think its funny to shout f**k her right in the pussy to a woman

Huh. I didn't think those kinds of strip clubs were allowed in the UK.

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Never fails to amaze what a talented bunch of fuckers you lot are. Congrats Android.

Totally not jealous and, therefore, not seething. At all.

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My embarrassing Fifteen to One answer that I thought would only be shown at daytime on Channel 4 has just been played on The One Show.

So there's that plan out the window...

Oh Number 9! :lol:

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Oh Number 9! :lol:

As others have said, at least it was an animal...

And look at that youthful, fresh face - I wasn't even born then! (Thank you, makeup)

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Further proof, if any were needed, that behind every hipster beard is a thoroughgoing c**t:-

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/florida-man-massacres-ducklings-lawnmower-shocked-family-look-1501563

I'd drive a lawnmower over that c***s head. No problem at all.

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Currently eating flame grilled toasties. I was making toasties and come through the living room whilst they're 'cooking' all of a sudden there's a massive bang and everything's went off. "Fucks that burning smell?" Thinks me. Turns out I was also toastie the cable along with the sandwiches. The worst part is its warburtons 'thickest ever' bread and whilst closing the lid I thought - I know it says thickest ever but f**k me this is a squeeze. :lol: Absolute idiot.

FFS you were lucky you weren't electrocuted. :lol:

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