Sweet Pete Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 My missus met our new neighbour the other day. Said he was a p***k. You ken fine I don't live in the Renfrewshire countryside, so it clearly wasn't me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 My missus met our new neighbour the other day. Said he was a p***k. Plays Yu Gi Oh and Wolrd of Warcraft type post imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 He's got a Star Wars hat as well. Damn fucking right I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I went to school with this guy. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/watch-scottish-william-tell-wannabe-5720501 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Story on the front page of the Record about the 82 year old man being sacked from B&Q at Parkhead I use that story a lot, no harm to the guy but he was terrible at the tills. Used to try and avoid him if possible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Story on the front page of the Record about the 82 year old man being sacked from B&Q at Parkhead I use that story a lot, no harm to the guy but he was terrible at the tills. Used to try and avoid him if possible ^^^ Grass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 River City 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 ^^^Undeniably wanted to pump her but got a harsh knock-back so slagging her off on the Internet type-post IMO. Very, very no. But then, I would say that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Too much man, and all in the wrong places 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 A conversation I had with a jannie at the college. I was standing looking at an automatic door which wouldn't open. Jannie - "Kin ye no read? It says press the button" Me - "Aye, Ah can read and it says 'Automatic door'" Jannie - "Aye, well if ye press the button it opens automatically" Me - "If ye huv tae press a button it's no automatic" Jannie - "Och, yur jist playin' wi wurds" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Aye, you were just being a pernickety p***k IMO. There was a sign that said 'Press to open' or words to that effect. A very basic instruction. You stood and looked at the door. Again - You stood, and looked at the door... I fear for you and those around you, and also the world in general, on the days there's nae jannie around to keep you right. What a f**king lamp. Why not tell him what you really think Miley... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 And you're an auld c*nt anaw! ^^^ reported for ageism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 ^^^ Annoyed because the camera missed Carol Kirkwood's chest type post IMO.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 The nick of this c***s six-head on the news just now. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1432104341.151695.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Saw this at the side of a road yesterday in #perthshire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Saw this at the side of a road yesterday in #Perthshire You could have made a cool hat out of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 This happened last night and wasn't allowed, sadly: http://giant.gfycat.com/MatureMarvelousCougar.mp4 (PS if anyone can figure out how to embed gfycat images it'd be nice) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Additionally, I think I've just seen Michael Stewart in an advert for a pyramid scheme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 The nick of this c***s six-head on the news just now. I think you just outed the dad of whoever it was who posted that bizarre hair pic a few days ago One of the lichties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sitting here eating fruit. Fucking dreadful stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.