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Found a body today after having to force entry into a house. She must have been dead for weeks.

The positive I'll take from it, she had a cat that would have been trapped indoors for all these weeks with very little food or water, somehow it survive and now it has been rescued

I think the cat had plenty to eat.

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New joiner at my work is called Ken. He called me for a material order and I asked him "what's the frequency, Kenneth?". Dead silence was the reply. Did not get it at all and I felt pretty gosh darn silly as I scrambled to gloss over my shite attempt at humour.

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New joiner at my work is called Ken. He called me for a material order and I asked him "what's the frequency, Kenneth?". Dead silence was the reply. Did not get it at all and I felt pretty gosh darn silly as I scrambled to gloss over my shite attempt at humour.

You should have just carried on and did the whole backwards guitar solo bit, then carried on like nothing had happened.

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I currently sit aboard a flight to Gatwick then onto Florida. So long suckers.

I was on this flight and got talking to a guy beside me, but he was a massive Rangers fan so don't think it was you.

You in Gatwick?

you're quick...

:lol:

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