tinkerbelle Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Right enough. It's hard to tell if it's bride or groom. The one that does the taking would know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I don't care how anyone feels about this seeing as I'm 22. But I would fucking ruin Kylie Jenner even though she's only 17. Absolutely ruin her. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I don't care how anyone feels about this seeing as I'm 22. But I would fucking ruin Kylie Jenner even though she's only 17. Absolutely ruin her. Get in there quick before she explodes: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 I don't care how anyone feels about this seeing as I'm 22. But I would fucking ruin Kylie Jenner even though she's only 17. Absolutely ruin her. Never heard of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Get in there quick before she explodes: Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Nb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Imagine having a mum called Kris and a dad called Caitlyn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Can you shoehorn "Oh, Philpy" into your next report, Tynie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Reported for bigotry How? He's not one o' they orange basturts; he's a mango 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Update on Mrs Mozza's beach party hen night plans. Apparently it's not in Dumbarton. The bride to be had a choice of various 5 star locations and hotels and after much deliberation he plumped for a function suite in the Dilichip Hotel. Hors-d'oeuvre at 8pm, carriages midnight. The Dilly?! ALL. THE. LOLS. Not exactly a classy crowd, your bird's pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I don't care how anyone feels about this seeing as I'm 42. But I would fucking ruin Kylie Jenner even though she's only 17. Absolutely ruin her. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 NITV the Indigenous TV channel in Australia is showing live coverage of the 15th Pacific Games from Port Morseby, PNG. They've got the PNG v NZ football on just now and 0-0 at HT. It seems to be an U23 comp as doubles up as qualifier for next year's Olympics. On Friday the Federated States of Micronesia lost 0-30 to Tahiti and earlier today they surpassed that by losing 0-38 to Fiji. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Gemmes up the poley. Weddings aff. Fucking gutted, but at the same time it's probably for the best 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Heid up, champ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Nae bather. I'm on the pen an ink awready! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Lucky boy! I'm thinking on heading out soon, too. The snah situation in Dindee is a worry though, ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 sometimes i wonder if i masturbate more than your average 28 year old Maybe you should stop thinking about other 28 year old men masturbating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 You masturbate whilst posting on P&B? That is pretty bizarre, imo. Each to their own I guess... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I see. Have you been sniffing her keks out of the laundry basket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 i put it down Wanking off strap on doesn't count, silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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