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Twice in the last couple of days I've driven past roadkill skunks. FFFFFFFS do they smell bad, I mean really bad, and that's driving past at about 50mph with just the driver's windae open!

Hope to f**k noonein this household, human or dog ever gets sprayed.

Wouldn't even wish it on an of supporter, or even Paulo!

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Heading home through Glasgow Green at around 11.30 last night I encountered a jakeball in a Rangers top with a Pit Bull asking for change for a taxi. He told me he was from Knightswood.tumblr_lkfhpg4LZu1qh59n0o1_500.gif

It's all true. My carefully constructed internet persona, designed to make you all believe I was an erudite, upwardly mobile family man has been exposed as a sham wrapped up in a lie shrouded in bullshit.

Cheers for not telling everyone that I'd also just shat myself, though.

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It's all true. My carefully constructed internet persona, designed to make you all believe I was an erudite, upwardly mobile family man has been exposed as a sham wrapped up in a lie shrouded in bullshit.

You're off the hook this time....if you can tell us that the Pit Bull is called 'tiddles'.

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Twice in the last couple of days I've driven past roadkill skunks. FFFFFFFS do they smell bad, I mean really bad, and that's driving past at about 50mph with just the driver's windae open!Hope to f**k noonein this household, human or dog ever gets sprayed.Wouldn't even wish it on an of supporter, or even Paulo!

I chuckle at the thought of you saying "windae" in some sort of broken transatlantic twang, just like Lulu.

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Twice in the last couple of days I've driven past roadkill skunks. FFFFFFFS do they smell bad, I mean really bad, and that's driving past at about 50mph with just the driver's windae open!Hope to f**k noonein this household, human or dog ever gets sprayed.Wouldn't even wish it on an of supporter, or even Paulo!

I remember driving into Toronto from the airport about 12 years ago. This stink a bit like dope hung in the air. Yup. A skunk had been run over. I guess that's where the herbalists got the name from?

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