Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 That's just a nick. FILE0030.JPG Ah, you've been to lovehoney and bought the new Wankenstein Handjob Helper I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Grandad/Grandpa is posh. Papa is the commoners way. Round ee Pic for comparison:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1438958331.247478.jpg Good job Abu Hamza. Ouch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Ah, you've been to lovehoney and bought the new Wankenstein Handjob Helper I see. I'll look into that later, it was actually this little fucker that did the damage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I'll look into that later, it was actually this little fucker that did the damage. holecutter.jpg Jesus - you get into a scrap with some Yakuza? Savage looking contraption. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 That's just a nick. FILE0030.JPG That was treatable! It could be stitched. Mine was 'un-stitchable' Need to wait for it to heal in it's own time. Loada shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 That's just a nick. FILE0030.JPG Did someone try to cut your pinky ring off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 i finish work in 27 minutes time and ive got beer in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Grandad/Grandpa is posh. Papa is the commoners way. Round ee Pic for comparison:- ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1438958331.247478.jpg Excuse me nurse, could you please take a picture of my thumbs so I can show it to a football forum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Excuse me nurse, could you please take a picture of my thumbs so I can show it to a football forum? Send me a link of categories we can and cannot discuss in this topic. I must've deleted the message 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Did someone try to cut your pinky ring off? It's my wedding ring which due to swelling wouldn't fit on the third finger, it has a diagonal pattern on it if that's what you mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Every single person who lives there, without exception, is a complete c**t.Haterz gonna h8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 I was in Kelvingrove earlier, and was having a look at Jesus. This was printed on the wall next to it: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 That was treatable! It could be stitched. Mine was 'un-stitchable' Need to wait for it to heal in it's own time. Loada shite. Genuinely, it'll heal in about 2/3 weeks. I regularly do that in work. I lopped near half my left thumb off (skin side) with a rotary blade and was told my nail stopped any further damage. It was sore and tender as fúck for about a fortnight but was cool to look at it. Then it healed and everything become mundane again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Genuinely, it'll heal in about 2/3 weeks. I regularly do that in work. I lopped near half my left thumb off (skin side) with a rotary blade and was told my nail stopped any further damage. It was sore and tender as fúck for about a fortnight but was cool to look at it. Then it healed and everything become mundane again. Really? I thought only lizards could do that. Was going to suggest he does the same to his other thumb so he doesn't spend the rest of his life looking like a asymmetrical freak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Kind of hoping I have some supernatural healing power now. Suppose I'll find out in about 4 weeks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Best stop the self-harming pics before someone pulls out a pic of their nutsack after a terrible masturbatory accident with the conveyor belt and staple gun at the work. Ouchie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 The La's were such an underrated band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 Your orals? If you know your rules and buoys you'll be fine. If not, you're fucked! Hibs'd it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 That was treatable! It could be stitched. Mine was 'un-stitchable' Need to wait for it to heal in it's own time. Loada shite. I had the tip of my finger chopped off years ago and it grew back, but there isn't any feeling above the scar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 No idea how I managed to do it tbh. I was cutting my papa's hedges (with scissors) and it must have slipped at the wrong time and I've cut down. Gutting, fair like biting my nails Genuinely, it'll heal in about 2/3 weeks. I regularly do that in work. I lopped near half my left thumb off (skin side) with a rotary blade and was told my nail stopped any further damage. It was sore and tender as fúck for about a fortnight but was cool to look at it. Then it healed and everything become mundane again. The real story here is he decided to do gardening with scissors,(hedge or thumb? hedge or thumb? f**k it, what can go wrong?) this is major league idiocy, he sounds like the sort that bites his tongue all the time whilst eating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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