Miguel Sanchez Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Talking of hoovers, in my first proper job I was the only remotely practical and non lazy barsteward in the office so was always given important jobs like changing lightbulbs and, on this occasion, unblocking the office hoover hose. In retrospect, something like a stick or a coat hanger would have been the sensible way to sort the blockage, but I decided to use lung power. I blew the hose (insert Kenneth Williams here) but it was no use - the blockage wouldn't shift. As a keen smoker at the time, I reasoned my suction power would be stronger that my puffing power so tried to suck the blockage clear. None of my colleagues pointed out that this could end badly and miraculously, it worked, and my lungs and nose were instantly filled with a few years worth of dust, fag ash, pine needles etc as the blockage cleared. Genuinely thought I was going to choke to death. Just to be clear, you attempted to unblock a hose on a hoover by sucking the blockage out? With your mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Just to be clear, you attempted to unblock a hose on a hoover by sucking the blockage out? With your mouth?"Yes Doctor I accidentally tripped, fell, and sat directly on the hamster" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 He took it exceptionally well. Me and a few pals went half an hour early and the woman at the bar hid us at the table round the back. He come in, looked around then the woman asked if he was looking for Jennifer. She brought him round the back to us. One of my pals got it recorded. He was absolutely gutted but pishing himself at the same time. Definitely worth of doing and it'll get noted in the jotters. Throbber made me doubt that it was worth doing and I was a horrible person however his reaction was brilliant. We stayed for a few and just blethered about it. I'll try get the video posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 So did you get a shag or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 So did you get a shag or not? First date? Doon stairs inside at best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 First date? Doon stairs inside at best. ^^^ VL 4 Life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm wearing a cardigan today. Not a chunky Starsky and Hutch type one but a thin poncy one. Bordering on transvestism. You only live once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I bet the barmaid thought you were all well cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Just to be clear, you attempted to unblock a hose on a hoover by sucking the blockage out? With your mouth? Yes - and it worked a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Does it have elbow patches? No - we're talking real fashion gimp stuff. Doesn't even have buttons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Disgusting. I've seen young Pars supporters wearing jeggings to games recently. Almost enough to make me support a different team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) ^^^^^ Still 2009 in Fife perhaps? ^^^^^ Edited September 25, 2015 by bob the tank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 No - we're talking real fashion gimp stuff. Doesn't even have buttons. I see your cardigan and raise you a tank top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 ^^^^^ Still 2009 in Fife perhaps? ^^^^^ It's still 1955 in Fife. Tap in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 This new iPhone is quality. Got it in gold too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've got a iPhone 6. Which will do me until the iPhone 7 comes out. People who pay for the iPhone 6s just because it has a few different features are idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've got a iPhone 6. Which will do me until the iPhone 7 comes out. People who pay for the iPhone 6s just because it has a few different features are idiots. Presumably you went from a 5 or 5s to the 6 though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've gone from 3GS to 4S to 5S to 6S. Always up for upgrade at the time the new iPhone comes out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I've gone from 3GS to 4S to 5S to 6S. Always up for upgrade at the time the new iPhone comes out. I did go off to android for a bit after the 4, had an S3 & a Z1 but always end up back on iPhone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I have a iPhone 5c and don't like it. I prefer android I find it more user friendly and has a better selection of free apps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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