Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Were you at Cameron Toll? Yes. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Practically licking his eyelids and needing his crotch, like it was bread dough, I heard. Then I found out the lassie was only 14. Things are looking grimbo for Gumbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Part Time Pervert. You're a fucking disgrace Grimbo. Sorry lads but she was on the next table, well sat at it not on it. I has to do more of the craning to do the pervy look, it wasn't pervy I was just admiring her form. So it would have looked worse if I'd got my phone out to take a photograph. & it makes a stupid click sound when I take a pic. I may be a failed pervert but I did pass my driving test 1st time. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I saw a motorbike hearse being towed on a trailer through High Wycombe earlier. I never knew such things existed. Thankfully I wasn't in it. Pic here: Website here: http://www.motorcyclefunerals.com/index.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I saw a motorbike hearse being towed on a trailer through High Wycombe earlier. I never knew such things existed. Thankfully I wasn't in it. Pic here: Website here: http://www.motorcyclefunerals.com/index.html Surely a real biker would get strapped on pillion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 My mate brought round a portion of his home made curry he calls 'Vindaloo x2' earlier. He reckons it's as hot as Phall. I shall be sampling this for the first time in approximately 2 minutes. Hold me tight P&B... I hope you aren't wearing a good pair of strides, it'll go right through like a pipe cleaner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I went watching the Sex Pistols in Manchester with Dermo, he was a mate of a mate like. Seemed an ok bloke. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Like a broon laser, Zen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 As if they need an excuse. University students are being given lectures on the art of masturbation. http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/04/you-can-study-masturbation-at-sheffield-uni-but-will-there-be-homework-5420199/#mv-b 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Woman dies in McDonald’s - but diners eat around her for seven hours before anyone notices http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/05/woman-sat-in-mcdonalds-for-hours-was-actually-dead-5422054/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Don't go encouraging him to get shite out any quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Woman dies in McDonald’s - but diners eat around her for seven hours before anyone notices http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/05/woman-sat-in-mcdonalds-for-hours-was-actually-dead-5422054/ All she had ordered from the counter was a glass of water, and staff had noticed she was moving when she first came into the diner. They're on the ball, that mob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Used to like Northside BITD. Shall We Take A Trip was a classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Family whatsapp group set up by my drunk parents on holiday. So cringeworthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 They should put a put another entrance to the sainsburys at Cameron toll. Speaking as a regular visitor (the wife works in a care home round the corner), walking halfway through the centre can be a pain at times. Philpo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I recall Blue WKD and Base-Bombs having the same poo colouring effect in my younger days. Does odd-coloured shite travel further or faster, when launched in a projectile manner?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Does odd-coloured shite travel further or faster, when launched in a projectile manner?? After a night of Guinness and lamb vindaloo my arse could launch an Apollo mission. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Does odd-coloured shite travel further or faster, when launched in a projectile manner?? Debatable. In my learned opinion, due to witnessing keech wheeching at close quarters. Although the colour of the missile will not affect its velocity, nor distance travelled, it does make for some pretty patterns upon impact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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