philpy Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Would it work in a paint gun??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Would it work in a paint gun??? Oooosha c**t! Why would you want to do such a thing? I reckon, you're main issue would be loading the weapon system, even if you are fortunate enough to have grade A type 1 shot (refer to your Bristol stool chart). If you're successful I see no reason why it wouldn't function as should. God speed, Little Pepe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Imagine getting pelted by a multi-coloured jobby whilst on a paintball course. I'm fucking howling at that image 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's the secondary attack wave. Which will undoubtedly be a squadron of bluebottles on roids stukaing their way in for the kill. I find that image utterly terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 For all the criticism and ridicule the recently-outed magee/Dave Coaches has received in the weeks following his unmasking, I think it's important we remember he did give us this: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/220184-a-message-for-dundee-united-fans/#entry9123028 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Strippers Vs Werewolves on Syfy channel right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I've been a bit of a jakey and ended up reeking again last night for the 4th day in a row and am currently trying to figure out how much business I can put off until tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It happened again. Drunk as f**k. This time I never needed to pay. I'm ready Sweetie Petie.(remember to turn the phone off) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Looks like I've got myself a 1.5 hour working day today. Will have a few beers to take the edge of the roughness and get back to normal life tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Was at the cinema last night. Ordered a large hot dog (hadn't eaten all day). Only after paying for it did they realise they didn't have any. They gave me a regular sized one for free. Cheers Cineworld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Decent result imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 It happened again. Drunk as f**k. This time I never needed to pay. I'm ready Sweetie Petie.(remember to turn the phone off) I'm hungover, you've no chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My maw didn't let us have red sauce as kids because it was sugary, so I've made it into adulthood only ever having had it in burgers. I just had some Heinz ketchup on a couple of rolls 'n' sausage and it was braw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 My maw didn't let us have red sauce as kids because it was sugary, so I've made it into adulthood only ever having had it in burgers. I just had some Heinz ketchup on a couple of rolls 'n' sausage and it was braw. You'll now become a Tomato sauce jakey, NAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Had Strippers on my line. What was the FT? 3-0 Werewolves. The Strippers two upfront left them too exposed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 I'm hungover, you've no chance. Understandable, fell asleep myself. Next time (you pay for the flight ticket). Take care 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Was at the cinema last night. Ordered a large hot dog (hadn't eaten all day). Only after paying for it did they realise they didn't have any. They gave me a regular sized one for free. Cheers Cineworld. Brutal choice. Cinema hot dogs are vile. I take my own food and drink in to the cinema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What, like a packed lunch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 You'll now become a Tomato sauce jakey, NAP. I'm already a borderline alcie, so it'd probably be good to substitute rid sauce in instead. Understandable, fell asleep myself. Next time (you pay for the flight ticket). Take care It's cool that you fancy me. I'm flattered. What, like a packed lunch? Only socially inept weirdos take their own food into cinemas. Absolutely no shock therefore that DA Baracus does it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 What, like a packed lunch? No, like crisps or whatever snacks you might wish to take in (my preference is the £1 bag of Quavers or Flaming Hot Doritos). Although I do admit that I have taken in a Dairylea Lunchables once, Dairylea Dunkers on a few occasions and a Greggs on a few occasions (a couple of sausage rolls on a couple of occasions and a steak bake on a couple of occasions). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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