Smurph Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 This not good. We are all friends here at P&B. do you want someone to have a word? No thanks It sounds like she needs a good bang. Looser her up a bit. She was hacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 She was hacked up with an axe and her remains thrown into the Clyde. Sounds fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Edinburgh is big and scary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Edinburgh is big and scary So's yer maw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I've just got off at Haymarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young buck Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I received an official complaint in work the other day because a woman spilled coffee over herself, asked me to pour some out, then said it was now not full enough and too cold and to make her another one. Whilst making her another one, she shouted at me for not apologising [for her spilling coffee over herself], and demanded a refund. I gave her money back from my tips and she stormed off and complained to the duty manager. In the whole ordeal, I didn't say a single word. Mentalist.Live scenes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Smurph are you admitting to being a barista? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I received an official complaint in work the other day because a woman spilled coffee over herself, asked me to pour some out, then said it was now not full enough and too cold and to make her another one. Whilst making her another one, she shouted at me for not apologising [for her spilling coffee over herself], and demanded a refund. I gave her money back from my tips and she stormed off and complained to the duty manager. In the whole ordeal, I didn't say a single word. Mentalist. Sounds like someone bitter at the world. You shouldnt worry, shes probably got some terminal disease and will die soon. Then you'll be able to keep your tips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I'm being made to go to a Halloween party in a costume (I know right!!). Now I hate the whole premise, so I've decided this year to go as Agent Phil Coulsen and see how many people get it when I ask if folk want to join the Avengers Initiative. That and I don't have time to get a costume and I already own a black suit!! Just trying to figure out whether to go the whole shabang and have the bloody trading cards and a sceptre out my chest!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I'm being made to go to a Halloween party in a costume (I know right!!). Now I hate the whole premise, so I've decided this year to go as Agent Phil Coulsen and see how many people get it when I ask if folk want to join the Avengers Initiative. That and I don't have time to get a costume and I already own a black suit!! Just trying to figure out whether to go the whole shabang and have the bloody trading cards and a sceptre out my chest!! This is my planned outfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I'm currently drinking 6 pints just so I can get my hole off a 6 pinter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I'm currently drinking 6 pints just so I can get my hole off a 6 pinter I'm guessing she will need to drink at least 8 pints then.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I'm guessing she will need to drink at least 8 pints then.... Mr Bairn is a double bagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Smurph are you admitting to being a barista? I work in a hotel bar but there's a coffee shop attached, which I also work in occasionally. So yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Smurph are you admitting to being a barista? I work in a hotel bar but there's a coffee shop attached, which I also work in occasionally. So yes. I think that he is taking the piss, thinking that you belong to the legal profession. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I received an official complaint in work the other day because a woman spilled coffee over herself, asked me to pour some out, then said it was now not full enough and too cold and to make her another one. Whilst making her another one, she shouted at me for not apologising [for her spilling coffee over herself], and demanded a refund. I gave her money back from my tips and she stormed off and complained to the duty manager. In the whole ordeal, I didn't say a single word. Mentalist. I've been to a coffee shop. It could have been me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Tragic news today about the deid laddie in Aberdeen, only topped by this story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34659811 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Tragic news today about the deid laddie in Aberdeen, only topped by this story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34659811 It's a shame it didn't stop him singing as well. In 2007, a Genesis reunion tour led to a dislocated vertebra and nerve damage in his hands, leaving him unable to play the drums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 Tragic news today about the deid laddie in Aberdeen, only topped by this story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34659811 Thought we'd seen the last of that baldy wee weasel. Obviously the weans he was retiring to be a father to are now getting on his tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Tragic news today about the deid laddie in Aberdeen, only topped by this story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34659811 I thought I would never get over my fixation with Phil Collins' lyrics. But take a look at me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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