Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 That is both the coolest and most terrifying thing I think I've ever seen. What the f**k are the French all about? Arseholes. I used to think that the worst that they could do was to fart in your general direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I used to think that the worst that they could do was to fart breath in your general direction. Fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Another Jewish conspiracy, they missed out the joint Israeli/South African test in 1979. I was wondering whether Israel had tested. 1997 was a good year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 A bird shites straight into Ashley Young's mouth This is my nightmare. Our evil parrot has been trying to do it to me for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Another Jewish conspiracy, they missed out the joint Israeli/South African test in 1979. I wondered about an Israeli test but thought it might have been done courtesy of the Americans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I wondered about an Israeli test but thought it might have been done courtesy of the Americans. I should have said the evidence is circumstantial, but convincing to me. You have to be careful about facts when the the tin foil hat boys are throwing them about willy nilly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I should have said the evidence is circumstantial, but convincing to me. You have to be careful about facts when the the tin foil hat boys are throwing them about willy nilly. Surely if they were going to test one they'd have chosen to test it in Gaza! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 The World would be a lot better (and safer) a place if we just nuked everybody! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Having a duvet day today - going to go in the bath and watch the edinburgh derby then lie on couch drinking heavily and occasionally firing into my mrs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Having a duvet day today - going to go in the bath and watch the edinburgh derby then lie on couch drinking heavily and occasionally firing into my mrs No woman in her right mind would get involved with a fantasist slaver like yourself Throbby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 No woman in her right mind would get involved with a fantasist slaver like yourself Throbby. I honestly am not like the way i appear on here I'm actually a great lover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Mrs is his pet name for his sock drawer. ....he's also into Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I honestly am not like the way i appear on here I'm actually a great loser. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I am a dickhead FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Touching story (not in a beastly way) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-28817552 Can't help but wonder how the press get hold of these stories. Did this woman hear that her child had died and figure, "hey, might as well make a bit of cash out of it". I know...hard-hearted b*****d. Edit for typo. Edited August 17, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 FTFY Fantastic work Throbby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Fantastic work Throbby. I thought so, I'm always quite quirky when hungover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Having a duvet day today - going to go in the bath and watch the edinburgh derby then lie on couch drinking heavily and occasionally firing into my mrs Mrs is his pet name for his sock drawer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I sharpened all the knives in the house today. I have to be honest. A good sharp knife gives me a wee bit of an Antti Niemi. I feel like cutting myself with it just for the sexual rush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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