KillieCon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 A couple of strange dreams last night. In one, I woke up to find a naked josh magennis standing at the end of my bed just staring at me. Then tony watt added me on snapchat. I didn't even realise I was gay haha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 A work colleague of mine has just spent a good five minutes explaining how, should we become independant, dvds and the like will have to change their language selection to include 'Scottish' as well as English. Her reasoning being, "I speak Scottish. If I spoke *adopts Cockney accent* 'like this', I would speak English. I don't, I speak Scottish." She's a 32-year-old married mother of two by the way. You should have punched her square in the dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) A work colleague of mine has just spent a good five minutes explaining how, should we become independant, dvds and the like will have to change their language selection to include 'Scottish' as well as English. Her reasoning being, "I speak Scottish. If I spoke *adopts Cockney accent* 'like this', I would speak English. I don't, I speak Scottish." She's a 32-year-old married mother of two by the way. Tremendous, please make sure she is in the audience for the next Leaders debate. It'll put the 'Yes' campaign ahead by miles. Edit to add: and next time, if you can really be arsed arguing with the simpleton, point out that there aren't currently options for Canadian, Australian, New Zealand ,,,, in the language selection! Edited August 25, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillieCon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 A work colleague of mine has just spent a good five minutes explaining how, should we become independant, dvds and the like will have to change their language selection to include 'Scottish' as well as English. Her reasoning being, "I speak Scottish. If I spoke *adopts Cockney accent* 'like this', I would speak English. I don't, I speak Scottish." She's a 32-year-old married mother of two by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Cheers guys. It must be a mistake as the site says interest is in line with inflation. £20.17 a month and rising = not inflation. Possibly an admin error, and if it's not I'll purposely never earn more than 16k for the rest of my life just to spite them. Move abroad and earn a fortune, and don't bother telling them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Cheers guys. It must be a mistake as the site says interest is in line with inflation. £20.17 a month and rising = not inflation. Possibly an admin error, and if it's not I'll purposely never earn more than 16k for the rest of my life just to spite them. Well it would rise every month, even with the same interest rate, as it is now being calculated on an higher balance (it will include the previous month's interest!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 You should have punched her square in the dish. Well that's just plain wrong, I believe the proper P & B way is a good old fashioned 'kick in the pie'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 To be fair, Scots or any dialect in this country is more distinct from standard English than many 'languages' are from their nearest neighbours. No reason why there shouldn't be a Scottish language but it's not going to happen because it's just not a politically significant choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I actually made that very point. Apparently the dvds from those regions do include options for Australian, etc. You learn something new every day.. Well tell her you've spoken to someone from "Australia-land" and he said "strewth mate your Sheila is talking complete and utter wombat shit" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 I actually made that very point. Apparently the dvds from those regions do include options for Australian, etc. You learn something new every day.. Pish. She's probably referring to the bit when the DVD first starts up where some ask you what country yo are watching it in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Pish. She's probably referring to the bit when the DVD first starts up where some ask you what country yo are watching it in. You'll be in the good old US of A then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 You'll be in the good old US of A then? Tru dat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Whitney from Eastenders is very pretty..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted she's a "big" girl but she has a very pretty face. Nice eyes too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 She's not big, lovely wee body! It's the face that spoils it for me. She's not your type regardless......you prefer them dead & sodomised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 She's not your type regardless......you prefer them dead & sodomised. FFS, is 8Mile the b@st@rd child of Jimmy Savile ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Just returned from the Edinburgh Playhouse after having an evening of high culture with Mrs. and Princess P. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 My new job is so boring that i have started collecting stamps from the envelopes I have to check. I have a small collection of about 8 unique stamps. Sorry to say I have no doublers, so any collectors are out of luck. If it is boring try to make a game of it. For example see how many stamps you can get in an hour. Then try and beat that record. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Whitney from Eastenders is very pretty..... I would Bianca 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Ankle tag, team Celtic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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