paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fair enough, Shereen Nanjiani then, I'll not judge you for that one ! Rhyming slang? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Rhyming slang? Not this time but I've used the term in rhyming slang too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fair enough, Shereen Nanjiani then, I'll not judge you for that one ! Once worked beside somebody who said he had worked in her house. He said that another guy working at her house stole a pair of her knickers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure. Nan King? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure. Never knew Hilary Swank was on the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Mibbe Jake Bug's maw is a news reader. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Got to be Jim "call me Brenda" Delahunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Judith Boner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure. What's rhyming slang for dipping a leek in chutney and shoving it up your arse while Judith Ralston discusses her "warm fronts"? Edited September 7, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 You can't take a drinks can into the football in Scotland, yet the Portland Timbers let a guy with a chainsaw loose behind the goal cut a slice out of a log whenever they score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Andrea Brymer? She's from Forfar/Brechin is she not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure.What the hell rhymes with reading the newspaper whilst having a dump? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Lynne Rankin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Andrea Brymer? She's from Forfar/Brechin is she not? Brechin indeed. It's got to be Andrea though. She's lovely. Edited September 8, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Indeed it was Wankin Rankin. Actually it was a triple whammy of local stv news readers for me as I also met Stefani Dailly and Susan Nicholson on Saturday. Tinder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 You can't take a drinks can into the football in Scotland, yet the Portland Timbers let a guy with a chainsaw loose behind the goal cut a slice out of a log whenever they score. Because you can't injure someone with a chainsaw. Moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Brechin indeed. It's got to be Andrea though. She's lovely. I had a "blind date" lined up with her through a mutual friend back in about '98........she cancelled a couple of day before though.....turns out she had met her future husband! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I had a "blind date" lined up with her through a mutual friend back in about '98........she cancelled a couple of day before though.....turns out she had met her future husband! Her loss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Pat Nevin just said "love your tshirt mate " too me Its a joy division one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Even better. Dundee Flower and Food Festival. Last year I had a piss next to Paul Hollywood, this year I got chatting to two STV newsreaders. The other one I met in a playpark on Sunday. Anyway, Im on a roll as I met Brian Cox this morning (Lochee variety, not the astrophysical arsehole). Isn't it more usual to take a date to the cinema or a restaurant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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