mizfit Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I fucking hate liver, the smell makes me dry heave, I cannot be in the same room as it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html The BBFC must be in fucking ecstasy after a full term of the Tories. I was aware of the bizarre rules they dream up, but spanking and caning are banned in UK porn? Verbal abuse? FFS, I'd have thought the public schoolboys would be all about that Not surprised about the ban on female ejaculation though. Still obsessed with the idea that women shouldn't be allowed to experience orgasm, I see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 This! If only I could get the missus to move into the spare room when this happens then it would be happy days. I quite enjoy when the bairn comes in through the night but 3 in the bed is too much. Its amazing how you can actually fall asleep on a strip of bed 2 inches wide. Get the wean in the spare room, THEN concentrate on three-in-a-bed. Certainly solves the sleeping problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) I fucking hate liver, the smell makes me dry heave, I cannot be in the same room as it ^^^ disemboweled Eta: Here's the latest Scandinavian crime novelist. Jo Nesbo or Stieg Larsson I hear you say? Nah, f*** them, it's the one and only Arild Stavrum with his new book of course! ‘Finally, a football crime book!’ - Jo Nesbo Edited December 2, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Accepted the job in Dermatology after Renal could only offer me a 6 month contract extension. Means taking a pay cut but at least it's a permanent contract,plus have the nurse bank to get extra shifts each week Will be sad to leave but there is a permanent renal post coming up next year so will apply for that as well !! Congrats again, but please stop using the phrase 'nurse bank'. It keeps reminding me of the lassies that sjc has trapped in the hull of his boat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 The hotel that is the prize, if you win a trip to Australia in "im a celebrity" was dismissed as looking pish by my missus in our forthcoming trip there next year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oh no, I sleep soundly when my head hits the pillow, it's when a stray elbow hits my jaw that I'm awake! I get enough of those off the wife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Just had liver and bacon. Why do people eat that shit is hummin. Ruined my day Like kidney and brussels sprouts, liver's cracking when cooked and prepared right, but will give you the boak when put in the wrong hands. Yet to eat a part of the body that wasn't tasty, actually. Plus, there's something dead sexy about cleaning organs before cooking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 There's something dead sexy about cleaning organs before cooking. "and after this I'll baste the tatties, ooooooh yeah..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 "and after this I'll baste the tatties, ooooooh yeah..." Took me a second, but I damned near pissed myself there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1417559424.793816.jpg oh FFS! Edited December 3, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1417559424.793816.jpg ...like his father, and his father before him, no doubt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver Are you living off tins of cat food? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Are you living off tins of cat food? I don't think I'd ever be that skint. Plus there are trees and bushes close by that I could forage from should things ever get really bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I don't think I'd ever be that skint. Plus there are trees and bushes close by that I could forage from should things ever get really bad What fruit grows in Dundee in the middle of winter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 I dont know, what fruit grows in Dundee in the middle of winter? Dunno waiting on DA grylls telling me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) Went out at lunchtime with the intention of having a short wander to get out the house this lunchtime and ended up doing a Forrest Gump - kept on walking as part of an 11 mile circuit to places 'on my doorstep' where I'd never been before. Took a route-one shortcut through the forest and came across this random thing which is ~10ft tall. Eta: Downside - seems I missed the postie by 15 mins when I went out and I'll now need to head to the depot in town and drag a big parcel back home on the bus. Edited December 3, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Went into town to get just my grans Christmas present, ended up getting everyone's this afternoon and can rest assured that after my bills come out on the 7th I can spend all my money on liquor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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