BFTD Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh Jesus. That's as good as a horse's heid under the duvet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 You get used to it. They're surprisingly good as teddy bears. Make the most of it, as you'll miss these days when they're too embarrassed to be seen with you in public The oldest loves a good cuddle, but young Harry spends half the night moving and kicking you. And I doubt my kids will ever be embarrassed to be seen with me in public, I'm pretty cool... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Be afraid. Be very afraid. There was a belter on Twitter yesterday along the lines of: Tony: Wot did you fucking say? Cherie: Leave it Tony! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Scott Severin's wife favourited a tweet of mine in which i called Jim Goodwin "a fucking walloper". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Accepted the job in Dermatology after Renal could only offer me a 6 month contract extension. Means taking a pay cut but at least it's a permanent contract,plus have the nurse bank to get extra shifts each week Will be sad to leave but there is a permanent renal post coming up next year so will apply for that as well !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gronie Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I recently bought a four pack of quilted toilet roll. #standard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Started playing 5's again regularly on a Monday night after a couple of years away from it. Great to be back playing and I definitely can feel a bit of fitness coming back. Unfortunately I've picked up this niggly Achilles injury that I can't seem to shift. Im still as quick as I was when I was 18. But after that 1st yard it all slows down. I picked up an ankle injury playing football ages ago (must be 6-8 weeks now) and it still hasn't shifted. Starting to think I should go see the doctor to find out if there is anything more serious going on. We should start a P&B injury ravaged posters thread. I've got tendonitis in my right knee and haven't been able to play football for a month. That was just after recovering from another knee injury caused by the horrific 'surface' known as 'AstroTurf'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Can't see it posted so far, but here's (what sounds like) a Scottish plumber caught having a wee dance on the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I'd kill for just one uninterrupted sleep at night. Our youngest has recently taken to climbing into our bed, every night, pushing me right to the edge of the bed in the process and digging his knees/feet/elbows into my side. Brutal stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oh no, I sleep soundly when my head hits the pillow, it's when a stray elbow hits my jaw that I'm awake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oh no, I sleep soundly when my head hits the pillow, it's when a stray elbow hits my jaw that I'm awake! Pete Jnr likes to give me a diving headbutt to my head or back when I'm sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Just had liver and bacon. Why do people eat that shit is hummin. Ruined my day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating liver and bacon together. I'm waiting on a kebab turning up, am I fuckinghell eating fish fingers. Chicken or lamb? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I won a £25 JustEat voucher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating liver and bacon together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I don't think I've ever heard of anyone eating liver and bacon together. I thought it was pretty standard. Used to eat liver quite often, either with or w/o bacon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 I thought it was pretty standard. Used to eat liver quite often, either with or w/o bacon TBH you'd be better off bilin shite than eating liver, awful stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oi! I like liver, especially as part of a mixed grill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Oi! I like liver, especially as part of a mixed grill. Do us all a favour and buy all of the stuff up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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