~~~ Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 My wife bought me a tattoo voucher online a few months back as a birthday present. It's for a place in West Lothian. Have a bit of free time this weekend, so went onto the place's website today and got their number to make appointment. Guy couldn't have been more of a p***k, trying to tell me over the phone about extra charges and other nonsense, so I cancelled the appointment. Obviously a chancing b*****d. Looked at their website gallery there and it seems I've had a lucky escape, their tattoos are awful, all mishapen, schemey, neddy crap. Missus booked it online without seeing the place, lesson learned for her. She managed to get her money refunded through the agent website though, so no harm done. Name and shame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 You know you want to. I wonder if he regrets it yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Name and shameAye, what's the daft cow's name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Morrissey's not allowing meat, chicken or fish to be sold anywhere in the Hydro when he plays in Glasgow. I might buy a ticket just to smuggle in a steak and launch at the c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Aye, what's the daft cow's name? Maybe we should drop this. Heard the tattoo parlour was applying for a Dignitas franchise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Starting to like VikingTons posts. Had me in tears a few times this last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Morrissey's not allowing meat, chicken or fish to be sold anywhere in the Hydro when he plays in Glasgow. I might buy a ticket just to smuggle in a steak and launch at the c**t. He done similar when he performed at Perth concert hall. Demanded that Pacos and the concert hall restaurant close or not sell meat while he performed. They closed. To boost the c***s ego even higher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Morrissey's not allowing meat, chicken or fish to be sold anywhere in the Hydro when he plays in Glasgow. I might buy a ticket just to smuggle in a steak and launch at the c**t. He's boycotting Iceland, Farmfoods will be next. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31109638 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Morrissey's not allowing meat, chicken or fish to be sold anywhere in the Hydro when he plays in Glasgow. I might buy a ticket just to smuggle in a steak and launch at the c**t. Launch a steak bake at him on stage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Launch a steak bake at him on stage There's probably more meat in a stick of celery than there is in a steak bake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Name and shame Slink Ink in Whitburn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Peri peri chicken with rice this week.......damn tasty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 (edited) Slink Ink in Whitburn. I see what you mean Edited February 3, 2015 by Enrico Annoni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I see what you mean Nail, Nail? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Peri peri chicken with rice this week.......damn tasty! Did your lego fall into it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Did your lego fall into it? don't you recognise vegatables?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I see what you mean Ooft. That moment when he realises that "ar" and "la" are actually two words... Oh, and that both the "a"'s should be accented. Reminds me of a mate who went to get a tattoo of a scorpion, only both he and the tattoo "artist" had only vague ideas of what one looked like. He pretty much ended up with a lobster on his arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 Ooft. That moment when he realises that "ar" and "la" are actually two words... Oh, and that both the "a"'s should be accented. Reminds me of a mate who went to get a tattoo of a scorpion, only both he and the tattoo "artist" had only vague ideas of what one looked like. He pretty much ended up with a lobster on his arm. I ken the boy, Long Gus Stein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 I ken the boy, Long Gus Stein. No, you're mixing him up with Chris Station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2015 Share Posted February 3, 2015 At least the fuckers never used a sledgehammer. Footage exposes Thirsk abattoir cruelty6 hours ago One man has been sacked and three others have had their operating licences suspended after hidden cameras filmed alleged mistreatment of animals at a North Yorkshire slaughterhouse. Footage captured by Animal Aid apparently shows sheep being kicked and punched at Bowood Lamb in Thirsk. The Food Standards Agency (FSA) has begun an investigation, as Dan Johnson reports. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31108761 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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