welshbairn Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Try eating them. That would have to be pudding after autofellation. That date would be forever known as Independence Day, and I'd probably forget about the piles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I've developed a serious addiction to Monster working on the backshifts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I've developed a serious addiction to Monster working on the backshifts Does Ayrgirl know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 +1 here. Severe case of burnyarseitis every time I have a dominoes, usually flows out a good 2-3 days after as well. This reads like you've had Dominos on multiple occasions despite knowing of the reprecussions. This leads to me question if you a moderately retarded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 This reads like you've had Dominos on multiple occasions despite knowing of the reprecussions. This leads to me question if you a moderately retarded. It wouldn't make such a great story if it only happened the once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 This reads like you've had Dominos on multiple occasions despite knowing of the reprecussions. This leads to me question if you a moderately retarded. Yes I have and yes I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Did Frankie Boyle get a knock back from Comic Relief this year? He's at the heads gone stage on his Facebook page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I paid £2 recently to go along to 'Red Raw' at the Stand in Glasgow, which is a comedy night with ten random acts and usually a moderately good headliner. It's one of my favourite things to do in Glasgow of a Tuesday evening, the only reason I don't go more often is the hellish queues which mean you have to turn up really early in order to get a seat. Anyhow, on the occasion in question, who steps out just before the interval but Frankie Boyle to try out some new material. Unbelievable scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 (edited) I went to the Comedy Club one Sunday night in Edinburgh last year with a girl I was seeing at the time. Fcuking dreadful! I did win the raffle at the interval though......2 tickets to the midweek show! Couldn't even give them away! Edited March 14, 2015 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Not got an iPhone but does this work? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f7e_1426272151 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 My right knee is an absolute state. Started going to the gym every morning before work for a half hour run, but could barely manage the half hour sometimes without it becoming agony. Today I managed about eight minutes before it was unbearable. Play fives aswell, and seem to manage that fine until I get subbed off then have to come back on again. There was a time about three weeks ago where I couldnt bend my knee for a couple of days. I feel like this will come back to bite me when I'm old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 My right knee is an absolute state. Started going to the gym every morning before work for a half hour run, but could barely manage the half hour sometimes without it becoming agony. Today I managed about eight minutes before it was unbearable. Play fives aswell, and seem to manage that fine until I get subbed off then have to come back on again. There was a time about three weeks ago where I couldnt bend my knee for a couple of days. I feel like this will come back to bite me when I'm old. What type of pain? Years ago I used to get this stabbing pain in my knee when I played football, was killing me for months. Decided to go to the physio about it, turned out I picked up an injury the year before, never gave it time to heal property, because it was in my knee it slightly changed my posture, meaning every time I was walking or running I was stretching my tendons in my knee causing the pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Sat in my favourite pub, in my favourite seat, watching the outside world go by. My life is good today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan09 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 What type of pain? Years ago I used to get this stabbing pain in my knee when I played football, was killing me for months. Decided to go to the physio about it, turned out I picked up an injury the year before, never gave it time to heal property, because it was in my knee it slightly changed my posture, meaning every time I was walking or running I was stretching my tendons in my knee causing the pain. As an aside to this, do people find it better to go to someone like a physio for sporting related injuries rather than a regular GP, or did you get referred onto the physio by the GP? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 As an aside to this, do people find it better to go to someone like a physio for sporting related injuries rather than a regular GP, or did you get referred onto the physio by the GP? I went straight to the physio, always found them better for sport related injuries than a GP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Sitting watching the vape shop across the road. All the local wee neds are trying to get people to buy them the legal highs. #desperados 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Sitting watching the vape shop across the road. All the local wee neds are trying to get people to buy them the legal highs. #desperados Why can't they just follow Jim Murphy's lead and sniff glue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 My right knee is an absolute state. Started going to the gym every morning before work for a half hour run, but could barely manage the half hour sometimes without it becoming agony. Today I managed about eight minutes before it was unbearable. Play fives aswell, and seem to manage that fine until I get subbed off then have to come back on again. There was a time about three weeks ago where I couldnt bend my knee for a couple of days. I feel like this will come back to bite me when I'm old. Get to the sports injury clinic that runs out of bells. I had knee problems, went there and they referred me straight to podiatry because I have flat feet. It costs £20 for an initial assessment but is 2 better than waiting 3 months for an nhs referral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 It runs out of bells?? What are they meant to drink?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Got my first warning point yesterday. Proud, very proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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