Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Nuclear Man is fucking terrible. Gene Hackman is fucking brilliant, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 After two days of solid caving (and drinking when not) having been out of it for a few months, I am officially broken with aching muscles I've never felt ache before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 People moan about the NHS but I had a doctor at my house helping my wife within an hour of phoning NHS 24,she had surgery last week and has been feeling awful since she was discharged.The doctor could not have been any nicer and was credit to the out of hours service, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 People moan about the NHS but I had a doctor at my house helping my wife within an hour of phoning NHS 24,she had surgery last week and has been feeling awful since she was discharged.The doctor could not have been any nicer and was credit to the out of hours service, I don't get the it either mate. Hope she's alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I drew a cock and balls on my colleagues report on Friday. He was aghast that I had drawn pubes and said the balls must be clean but the knob needs a few spurts coming out. The guy is a lunatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I drew a cock and balls on my colleagues report on Friday. He was aghast that I had drawn pubes and said the balls must be clean but the knob needs a few spurts coming out. The guy is a lunatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The classic cock and balls has 3, no more, no less, pubes drawn sticking out from each bollock. A'body knows that. Either a straight line of dashes or the more artistic teardrop shaped spurts are acceptable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'm with Mozza, anytime I see a cock drawn somewhere I giggle to myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I've never drawn a spurt, but three pubes for each ball is standard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I've never drawn a spurt, but three pubes for each ball is standard. That's your subconscious telling you you're firing blanks.You might want to get on Jeremy Kyle for a DNA test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The wee baldy b*****d has been doing this for 45 years. Sir Elton John is calling for a boycott of fashion http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31896339 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/3/13/8207583/pilot-draws-giant-penis-flight-radar-florida 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) Got a warning point for saying to 1320Lichtie, "You are a dab and a tim? You disgust me." as Mr X deems calling someone a tim "unacceptable". Can anyone explain why this is, considering 'tim' is what Celtic fans call themselves. They called their young supporters club from Thailand the 'Thai ****' amongst numerous other examples I can't be arsed giving. I'd like to hear if Celtic fans find this term offensive. If not, I'd like my warning point rescinded pronto, Mr X. http://www.thecelticwiki.com/m/page/Tim Edit: Fucking hell, you can't even type the name of their SE Asian kid's supporters club without it self-censoring Edited March 16, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Think I'll watch South Park tonight. Not seen it in ages. This guy is my favourite character: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Think I'll watch South Park tonight. Not seen it in ages. This guy is my favourite character: download (1).jpg Up the Down Steroid/Krazy Kripples/Kripple Fight his best 3 Or the one they put a rocket launcher on his back to try and go back to the 3rd grade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Just over a month until the 20th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing. That guy was a bad man. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I've just seen dee mans post on the other thread and caught on to this now..... p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 And he was a Tim. Coincidence? I'm just glad that magazine cover had an E at the end. Think I'll watch Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice tonight after South Park. Brilliantly produced films. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I've just seen dee mans post on the other thread and caught on to this now..... p***k. I was wondering why you didn't react at the time. I'll just stick to calling you a dab from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 The same mod who bottled out of answering my justified questions about the closing of the suicide thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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