Septentrional Wasp Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) A combined three hours and ten minutes later i now have the pleasure of waiting for the paperwork to arrive. There`s a lot to be said for renting! Edit: Houses not bodies... Edited April 22, 2015 by Septentrional Wasp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Losing* Sorry, I had to Got to be one of the most annoying spelling mistakes. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Doing a run through for a game show at five o'clock this evening. I'm genuinely nervous about this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I got giant squid too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Doing a run through for a game show at five o'clock this evening. I'm genuinely nervous about this What show? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 What show? Concept for a new show called Played. My mate is a producer so heading down to STV. Not really got any idea about it but I had to fill out a questionnaire about what I'd do in certain situations. He said there'd be beer and crisps so should be okay. Thankfully only getting recorded for the production company for now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Had to wipe with kitchen roll after i shat earlier as have no shit tickets left til the shop arrives 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) Had to wipe with kitchen roll after i shat earlier as have no shit tickets left til the shop arrives I mind I was out drinking one night and desperately needed a shite. Once I'd shat I turned around and, to my despair, there was no paper. All that remained was the cardboard tube. So I took the tube, peeled it apart and used it to wipe my arse. That was a very unpleasant experience. I always check if there is loo roll now before I take a dump when I'm out getting steaming. Edited April 22, 2015 by jamamafegan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Had to wipe with kitchen roll after i shat earlier as have no shit tickets left til the shop arrives 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I mind I was out drinking one night and desperately needed a shite. Once I'd shat I turned around and, to my despair, there was no paper. All that remained was the cardboard tube. So I took the tube, peeled it apart and used it to wipe my arse. That was a very unpleasant experience. I always check if there is loo roll now before I take a dump when I'm out getting steaming. That sounds awful, most my jobbies are rotten of late and require a good few wipes. Its not often we run out of toilet paper, but today i have felt like a bit of a low life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 What animal are you? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=earth+day+quiz&oi=ddle&ct=earth-day-2015-5638584300208128&hl=en I'm a giant squid! Komodo dragon. Decent. Nobody fucks with a komodo dragon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I mind I was out drinking one night and desperately needed a shite. Once I'd shat I turned around and, to my despair, there was no paper. All that remained was the cardboard tube. So I took the tube, peeled it apart and used it to wipe my arse. That was a very unpleasant experience. I always check if there is loo roll now before I take a dump when I'm out getting steaming. Had that issue at T in the Park. Used the cardboard/splintered wood to destroy my anus with, before resorting to my boxers. Can't see me going back to TITP tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Komodo dragon. Decent. Nobody fucks with a komodo dragon! Even James Bond shat himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 What animal are you? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=earth+day+quiz&oi=ddle&ct=earth-day-2015-5638584300208128&hl=en I'm a giant squid! Komodo dragon here - I'll take that. Venomous saliva is the way forward! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I'm Coral, apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I'm Coral, apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 A greenie shall be winging its way to you once I get off my phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I mind I was out drinking one night and desperately needed a shite. Once I'd shat I turned around and, to my despair, there was no paper. All that remained was the cardboard tube. So I took the tube, peeled it apart and used it to wipe my arse. That was a very unpleasant experience. I always check if there is loo roll now before I take a dump when I'm out getting steaming. I woke up at a house party once, went for a shit and realised no toilet roll, the boy holding the party handed me a holiday brochure to wipe my arse with. I left shortly after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynwa12346 Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I mind I was out drinking one night and desperately needed a shite. Once I'd shat I turned around and, to my despair, there was no paper. All that remained was the cardboard tube. So I took the tube, peeled it apart and used it to wipe my arse. That was a very unpleasant experience. I always check if there is loo roll now before I take a dump when I'm out getting steaming. Use ur socks then flush them much softer dude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Had that issue at T in the Park. Used the cardboard/splintered wood to destroy my anus with, before resorting to my boxers. Can't see me going back to TITP tbh. Initially read that as TP, as in Toilet Paper 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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