Richie95 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Is it okay if I always show up hammered? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Is it okay if I always show up hammered? Just so long as you don't try to nail the boss' wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Is screwing her ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I always need to leave early to pick up my daughter from daycare so I'd be up for a job too Daycare? Fucking daycare?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm a fucking idiot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm a fucking idiot Don't feel too bad. You're in good company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Don't feel too bad. You're in good company. I'm an utter twat who gets so worked up over everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm a fucking idiot I'm an utter twat who gets so worked up over everything. You ok hunni? PM me x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 You ok hunni? PM me x Its ok, dm xxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This video is great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Today I planned to spend my day off building a garden bench/companion seat, cutting the grass, doing a bit of planting and general garden maintenance. Instead I built a garden bench/companion seat and sat on it in my bedraggled garden drinking beer. I'll be honest, I've had worse days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I did a risk assessment today. The risk level was low-medium. That's quite high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Got a 2:1 in my honours degree today. I did absolutely dreadful in my dissertation which threw things up in the air a bit. But I've done it. Absolutely delighted. Away to Glasgow later to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm an utter twat who gets so worked up over everything. The good news is that everyone likes a worked-up twat. What moistened your canoe, so to speak? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Got a 2:1 in my honours degree today. I did absolutely dreadful in my dissertation which threw things up in the air a bit. But I've done it. Absolutely delighted. Away to Glasgow later to celebrate. Congratulations, man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Took the dug up Arthur seat earlier then a wee stroll along Portobello beach. Of course being the mindless fucking idiot that I am, I didn't take a towel or any drying equipment for the dog. I only realised this once I'd let her roam in the sea for about 10 mins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm an utter twat who gets so worked up over everything. Take this shite to Facebook you utter, utter bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Take this shite to Facebook you utter, utter bellend.No, we need to know. We also need to know when his total breakdown/complete recovery happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Daycare? Fucking daycare?!I can't take the wee bugger to work. She has to spend her day somewhere! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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