BaSeDG0DSA1NT Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I didn't realise the food was that good in prison. One of the best things about prison, that along with free wifi to post on P&B and hole on demand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A bunch of social inadequate then? That's a given if you work here.. I'll assume she was no Milf then? Never been married and lot's of cash I hear, but your assumption is spot on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statue Esk Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A guy just ordered a pint of white wine and ginger ale in the pub. Is that even a drink?Hand & neck tattoos were on display- hipster w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A guy just ordered a pint of white wine and ginger ale in the pub. Is that even a drink?Hand & neck tattoos were on display- hipster w**k. There was a time he would have been huckled out onto the street. Changed days indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statue Esk Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There was a time he would have been huckled out onto the street. Changed days indeed. I thought about doing it then remembered I'm a seventeen stone weakling and he was rather buff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statue Esk Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Dundee man makes sex line blunder. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/08/28/dundee-man-31-admits-sex-line-blunder/ Anybody ever dialed a wrong number whilst having a w**k? No, but I'll try it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A guy just ordered a pint of white wine and ginger ale in the pub. Is that even a drink?Hand & neck tattoos were on display- hipster w**k. Why didn't you glass the c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statue Esk Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Why didn't you glass the c**t? He was far too pretty to destroy his looks, his words, not mine. I did piss in his drink when he popped outside for a smoke if his pipe. We are all winners! I got the satisfaction of pissing in his drink, he got the pleasure of tasting something tastier than white wine & ginger ale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 My best mate has been going out with a new lassie for about 6 months or so and has turned into a total fucking gimp. He refers to her as his "Mrs", mildly irritating. Asked him if he wanted to go to the football tomorrow, he can't because he has the "in-laws" coming down. Be thankful you're not married you fucking weed, stop kidding on you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Got a shot of this today, going to give it a read, not sure what to expect but hopefully it's as good as his posts on here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Got a shot of this today, going to give it a read, not sure what to expect but hopefully it's as good as his posts on here ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1440780831.965897.jpg Enjoy, best book i've read 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Got a shot of this today, going to give it a read, not sure what to expect but hopefully it's as good as his posts on here ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1440780831.965897.jpg A shot of that book doesn't keep Barry in monthly perms. Get it bought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Wonder if the mods have ever thought about unbanning one of the multiple alias accounts original user id and not letting on to see how long it would take to be logged into? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Spent this afternoon in St Andrews. Rascals bar is decent, although very overhyped. It's a shitehole with decent grub. The Amaretto ice cream from Janetta's though Lord, God, heaven above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Got a shot of this today, going to give it a read, not sure what to expect but hopefully it's as good as his posts on here ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1440780831.965897.jpg Give us a shout if you get stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Just got a free £25 bet from McBookie for being on holiday. It's been a good week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Out tomorrow for a mates birthday (by mate I mean someone I've known since school and only see 5/6 times a year). Saves me having a shite weekend since most of my pals have fucked off to Creamfields, leaving me on my tod. Although to be fair, I'd much rather be in work than at that shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 No longer working in the horror industry that is Retail and getting the bank holiday weekend off is pretty fucking dece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 No longer working in the horror industry that is Retail and getting the bank holiday weekend off is pretty fucking dece. You should get pished on Monday & do some shopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 You should get pished on Monday & do some shopping. Cocktails and a cheeky nandos IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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