1320Lichtie Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 You let him have a shot in yer hoop to get even with Brechin? You'll need to explain this better Milesy. I'm lost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Seen a guy do a wheelie in a wheelchair at the Excelsior tonight. Even tried to stand up afterwards. Maybe Warburton is magic..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Seen a guy do a wheelie in a wheelchair at the Excelsior tonight. Even tried to stand up afterwards. Maybe Warburton is magic..? Getting called in by the DWP tomorrow IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Seen a guy do a wheelie in a wheelchair at the Excelsior tonight. Even tried to stand up afterwards. Maybe Warburton is magic..? I saw an old guy do a wheel spin in a Hyundai a while ago. Only interesting thing that happened that day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) Seen a guy do a wheelie in a wheelchair at the Excelsior tonight. Even tried to stand up afterwards. Maybe Warburton is magic..? Was Henrik Larsson there? Edited August 27, 2015 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 That genuinely happened in my class when I was at college about 7 year ago. Boy must have been 30 and he ended up pumping one of the younger lassies who was probably 18/19. She was actually no bad aswell, but she was from Brechin so.. Must admit I'm curious about the rest of this sentence too. ...she was hoachin' with the crabs? ...she'd have slept with a labrador dug? ...she was out of my league? ...we all ended up having a go? ...I figured that she'd want to give me a good hiding? ...she might have seen that article about me in The Courier? Curious minds, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 There's always one mature student who goes around shagging loads of 17 year olds when he's 29 and is a failure at life but because he's older he seems really clever and worldly wise. That could be you Scorge, you lucky b*****d. Was this why you were a bad person? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Must admit I'm curious about the rest of this sentence too. ...she was hoachin' with the crabs? ...she'd have slept with a labrador dug? ...she was out of my league? ...we all ended up having a go? ...I figured that she'd want to give me a good hiding? ...she might have seen that article about me in The Courier? Curious minds, etc. None of the above. She was from Brechin, personally wouldn't touch any tink from that midden regardless of how she looked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Location for the next P&B Sydney Night Out has been confirmed Outrage over Sydney’s Cruise Bar party as naked women hired as fruit platters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Location for the next P&B Sydney Night Out has been confirmed Outrage over Sydney’s Cruise Bar party as naked women hired as fruit platters I'd be outraged as well, the bananas aren't ripe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Location for the next P&B Sydney Night Out has been confirmed Outrage over Sydney’s Cruise Bar party as naked women hired as fruit platters *books visa application and flights* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Location for the next P&B Sydney Night Out has been confirmed Outrage over Sydney’s Cruise Bar party as naked women hired as fruit platters Unhygienic IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 It takes more than a casual introduction before I'm comfortable eating grapes from a lassie's John McVeigh is a tit. I'm not from Dundee FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Unhygienic IMO. It takes more than a casual introduction before I'm comfortable eating grapes from a lassie's John McVeigh is a tit. I'm not from Dundee FFS.^^^^ Couple of VLs here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I'd be outraged as well, the bananas aren't ripe! That's not a banana, it's a dude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I've not seen Gaymers being sold in Tesco for ages. Have they fell out? Quite enjoyed the odd bottle. Better than some of the shite cider they stack. Aye YOU, Aspall! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Tesco are homophobic IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Tesco are homophobic IMO. I thought they had stopped selling x boxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Tesco are homophobic IMO. I'm reliably informed it's acceptable for heterosexuals to drink cider nowadays... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 ^^^^ Couple of VLs here Shut it, Herpes Lips. They'll never let you into the finger buffet anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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