KnightswoodBear Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Finally back home. Went to Spain on the 13th, supposed to fly back on the 21st. Unfortunately my daughter got chicken pox and wasn't allowed to fly. Normally I'd jump at an extra week away, but that was hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I visited 'Hard Grind' barbers in Dundee today. The haircut was fairly decent, the smoothie was excellent but the whole place was far too beardy for my liking. And someone in the lassie barber's family died when she was mid beard shave. She held it together and finished the boys trim before grabbing her coat and heading. Very surreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I visited 'Hard Grind' barbers in Dundee today. You sure it was a barbers and not a gay club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I have a cold, symptoms include sore throat, runny nose, annoying cough and feeling "shitty". This is the worst thing to happen to anybody, ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Egg mayonnaise on toast with lots of fresh ground black pepper and a mug of black coffee for breakfast is the bomb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Egg mayo is without a doubt the most vile creation ever made only enjoyed my beasts and strange folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Egg mayo is without a doubt the most vile creation ever made only enjoyed my beasts and strange folk. Don't talk shite. People who don't enjoy egg mayo are worth a watching ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 ^^^Doing it wrong. Scrambled eggs is the right way. Egg mayo is without a doubt the most vile creation ever made only enjoyed my beasts and strange folk. I fuckin loves it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Don't get me wrong I love eggs and I love mayo but f**k that it tastes like my mums gooch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Egg mayo is without a doubt the most vile creation ever made only enjoyed my beasts and strange folk. Spot on. Why would anyone want to eat food that smells like a fart after a day on the beer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Don't get me wrong I love eggs and I love mayo but f**k that it tastes like my mums gooch And how would you know what that tastes like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Egg Mayonnaise is basically what I grew up thinking 'scrambled eggs' was when I was a wean, as my gran would boil a couple of eggs and mash them up with a wee bit of butter and mayo in a cup. Delicious. Can't say I'm all that keen on it cold in a sandwich, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I too despise egg mayonaise. In fact I despise all mayonaise. Vile, abysmal stuff. Fucking appalling. Eggs are ace though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaSeDG0DSA1NT Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Porridge and six eggs every morning is the best way to start your day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11828448/Carol-Vorderman-covered-in-burns-after-naked-treadmill-fall.html Why no pics ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 She is dog rough. Saw her on celebrity tipping point and made a mental note to put her in next years dead pool. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Porridge and six eggs every morning is the best way to start your day I didn't realise the food was that good in prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 And how would you know what that tastes like? I'm a naughty boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 One of the Executive Managers popped into the workroom and tried to make conversation with the few of us that were there. She tried 3 different questions all of which were met with very limited responses. She then f**ked off sharpish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 One of the Executive Managers popped into the workroom and tried to make conversation with the few of us that were there. She tried 3 different questions all of which were met with very limited responses. She then f**ked off sharpish... A bunch of social inadequate then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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