Lyle Lanley Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Presumably you went from a 5 or 5s to the 6 though Went from Xperia Z then iPhone 6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Going down the Ferry for my tea at 18:15, table booked. Good lady looks really nice* but I'm not hungry due to 5 pint and #daring. She's going to go fucking mental. *may be because of the drink n' dare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Going down the Ferry for my tea at 18:15, table booked. Good lady looks really nice* but I'm not hungry due to 5 pint and #daring. She's going to go fucking mental. *may be because of the drink n' dare. Go for a salad, pick at it, then eat her chips. Reciprocity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Natalie Sawyer sitting next to Jim White on Sky Sports News trying her best not to burst out in laughter every five minutes when he speaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Going down the Ferry for my tea at 18:15, table booked. Good lady looks really nice* but I'm not hungry due to 5 pint and #daring. She's going to go fucking mental. *may be because of the drink n' dare. Peter Duncan likes this #duncandares 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Going down the Ferry for my tea at 18:15, table booked. Good lady looks really nice* but I'm not hungry due to 5 pint and #daring. She's going to go fucking mental. *may be because of the drink n' dare. You'll be fine if you're going somewhere French, can't think of any in the Ferry though. Edited September 25, 2015 by Billy Dynamite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If he's going to the Tapas place he's fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I was in the Anchor. Asked for nae Mushrooms, c***s brought Mushrooms. If this was Amsterdam the boy's be fine, but it's no. She went tits (eventually swapped me tea's) Si I complained. Boy got it 30% aff, chicken was fucking diggity. Aff oot. FTP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 See when you ask for something in a restaurant specifically without an item on the menu, for example "no mustard", why is it when it comes with mustard its as if you ask them to climb Everest when you request them to remove the aforementioned mustard or provide a fresh plate of food? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Because the whole dish is in the freezer ready to be microwaved and it would be virtually impossible to take the mustard out. So they'll tell you ok hoping you won't notice. Better save up for a higher class of restaurant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Some fatty just broke a bench at work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Some fatty just broke a bench at work ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1443255780.784528.jpg That's pretty poor conditions, even for a smoking bit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 There's 2 other nice benches and a shelter where I took it from. It is what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Almost a bit of argy bargy with some fella at a party last night but because I'm nails he thought better of it and bought me a drink instead. Thug life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 ^^^ shat it IMO Got a free drink either way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm not convinced with the version of Fake Taxi starring Terry Wogan on BBC2. Not enough tits IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 I'm not convinced with the version of Fake Taxi starring Terry Wogan on BBC2. Not enough tits IMO. Does he pump wee dirtys?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Battle of the Loos rememberance/anniversary today in Dundee. Pubs are full of military sporting, decent folk. Well, they're decent apart from they're all Rangers cùnts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Just bought a cone and flake (99) from an ice cream van. Must be more than 30 years since I last done that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Just bought a cone and flake (99) from an ice cream van. Must be more than 30 years since I last done that. They don't cost 99p now do they. I got one and it was £2 for a single scoop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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