kerrdavidson95 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Quite impressed with the Crowne Plaza in Glasgow at only £3.90 for a pint. On a par with other city dwellings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Don't think that makes it any better you BEAST sympathiser. Dee BOY Come see my puppies, I'm gonna touch and fiddle you . xxxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Reported. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 They are indeed lounge pants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Reported. Don't play hard to get 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Apparently my idea of a Zombie Pope is too far this Halloween. In other news I've found this CD in my cupboard that I'm gonna listen to and remember my days of underage drinking ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1443115600.421177.jpg #ned Stop biting your nails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Has Kev had one shot up his gritter by his pal yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Stop biting your nails. I'm scottish and support st Johnstone. Biting nails comes naturally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Apparently my idea of a Zombie Pope is too far this Halloween. In other news I've found this CD in my cupboard that I'm gonna listen to and remember my days of underage drinking ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1443115600.421177.jpg #ned Surely for Halloween folk should be dressing as an Eastern European and cruise around in a white van? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 EE are giving me a refund of £35 for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Talking of hoovers, in my first proper job I was the only remotely practical and non lazy barsteward in the office so was always given important jobs like changing lightbulbs and, on this occasion, unblocking the office hoover hose. In retrospect, something like a stick or a coat hanger would have been the sensible way to sort the blockage, but I decided to use lung power. I blew the hose (insert Kenneth Williams here) but it was no use - the blockage wouldn't shift. As a keen smoker at the time, I reasoned my suction power would be stronger that my puffing power so tried to suck the blockage clear. None of my colleagues pointed out that this could end badly and miraculously, it worked, and my lungs and nose were instantly filled with a few years worth of dust, fag ash, pine needles etc as the blockage cleared. Genuinely thought I was going to choke to death. Just to be clear, you attempted to unblock a hose on a hoover by sucking the blockage out? With your mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Just to be clear, you attempted to unblock a hose on a hoover by sucking the blockage out? With your mouth?"Yes Doctor I accidentally tripped, fell, and sat directly on the hamster" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 He took it exceptionally well. Me and a few pals went half an hour early and the woman at the bar hid us at the table round the back. He come in, looked around then the woman asked if he was looking for Jennifer. She brought him round the back to us. One of my pals got it recorded. He was absolutely gutted but pishing himself at the same time. Definitely worth of doing and it'll get noted in the jotters. Throbber made me doubt that it was worth doing and I was a horrible person however his reaction was brilliant. We stayed for a few and just blethered about it. I'll try get the video posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 So did you get a shag or not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 So did you get a shag or not? First date? Doon stairs inside at best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 First date? Doon stairs inside at best. ^^^ VL 4 Life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'm wearing a cardigan today. Not a chunky Starsky and Hutch type one but a thin poncy one. Bordering on transvestism. You only live once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I bet the barmaid thought you were all well cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Just to be clear, you attempted to unblock a hose on a hoover by sucking the blockage out? With your mouth? Yes - and it worked a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Does it have elbow patches? No - we're talking real fashion gimp stuff. Doesn't even have buttons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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