Miguel Sanchez Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Never knew you were Jewish, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Never knew you were Jewish, Dave. Not me, just the wife. And the wean too. The devil might have the best tunes, but the Jews have all the best plates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Not me, just the wife. And the wean too. The devil might have the best tunes, but the Jews have all the best plates. I thought it was a giant plectrum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I thought it was a giant plectrum.Or a tiny comic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 What a fucking clown. US man sets petrol pump alight over spider http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34374121 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 What a fucking clown. US man sets petrol pump alight over spider http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34374121 At least he put the fire out himself though, unlike some on here I could mention but better not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I'd always understood that ching was slang for cocaine, but I see there's some cheap chemical that's called the same thing these days. Dunno what it is, bath salts or some such, the usual stuff that jakeys palm off on schoolweans. Sort of curious which is the most popular with P&Bers. The majority of the coke in Scotland is shite. It got tested a few years back and the amount of cocaine in the powder most mugs buy is about 5%. http://m.heraldscotland.com/news/13045345.Scotland_is_the_fake_cocaine_capital_of_the_world/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I don't want to upset anyones feelings or put any posters nose out of joint with this sensational and groundbreaking news. The best Pringles flavour is Prawn Cocktail. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I'm currently in a pub drinking by myself. Or having an alcohol w**k as I now like to call it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 The majority of the coke in Scotland is shite. It got tested a few years back and the amount of cocaine in the powder most mugs buy is about 5%. http://m.heraldscotland.com/news/13045345.Scotland_is_the_fake_cocaine_capital_of_the_world/ Not that I would know, but you get what you pay for. When I buy it I get the good stuff because I want to feel it. When Bonnie buys it she gets Shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I don't want to upset anyones feelings or put any posters nose out of joint with this sensational and groundbreaking news. The best Pringles flavour is Prawn Cocktail. That is all. Get. Out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Get. Out. Come at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Come at me.There's an idea, I'm going to beat you with one of throbbers socks.Prawn fricken cocktail, I knew you were a deviant but too far. Edit:ill beat not brat you, brat is a German style sausage. Doubt you want sausaged with one of throbbers socks Edited September 27, 2015 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) I don't want to upset anyones feelings or put any posters nose out of joint with this sensational and groundbreaking news. The best Pringles flavour is Prawn Cocktail. That is all. I second that. I could eat a tube of them just Now, cheers Bobby ya c**t.Oh and weirdcal, you are outvoted on this one. Edited September 27, 2015 by philpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I second that. I could eat a tube of them just Now, cheers Bobby ya c**t. Oh and weirdcal, you are outvoted on this one. I'll third that straight onto my shopping list for tomorrow. Think I'll pile them up between two pieces of sliced buttered white bread and then scrunched down to make a delicious mouth drooling lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Sorry, fellas, I have to disagree. Nothing which tastes of seafood should be crunchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Sorry, fellas, I have to disagree. Nothing which tastes of seafood should be crunchy. You've obviously never seen pubic lice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Erm, Bob... Are you confirming pubic lice taste of seafood and are crunchy? And what consistency would you expect of a pubic lice? Smooth and creamy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 In the house myself, so had a quick scan through the babe channels for the first time in years. Deary me they haven't half gone downhill.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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