Miguel Sanchez Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Must be shite being a Watford fan if you don't like Elton John. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 In the house myself, so had a quick scan through the babe channels for the first time in years. Deary me they haven't half gone downhill.... I can't believe that they're still going tbh. Used to love a wee skek when I was 12/13 but nowadays all the bairns have smartphones. Scary to think of the utter filth youngsters will be getting exposed too these days. Babestation and Nuts were all I really had back in the day. Occasionally you'd get a wee shitey video sent on the bluetooth at the school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I have no expectations on the matter, nor do I care to find out! Smooth and creamy in the middle once you've broken the crust. Just like a Chicken Kiev. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 All the files from the laptop at work have been deleted. The girl I work with spent a hour looking in diffrent folders then turned it off then on hoping they would re-appear. She then took the battery out and put it back in saying I know a trick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) I can't believe that they're still going tbh. Used to love a wee skek when I was 12/13 but nowadays all the bairns have smartphones. Scary to think of the utter filth youngsters will be getting exposed too these days. Babestation and Nuts were all I really had back in the day. Occasionally you'd get a wee shitey video sent on the bluetooth at the school. I can't believe they ever even got off the ground, considering that they started when everybody was getting the internet and nobody's parents knew anything about blocking websites. The idea that adults actually call in to these things...*shudder* Oh, and you'll get no sympathy from us oldies. We had to make do with looking in hedges in case the porn fairy had dropped off a sticky bundle Edit: can't type, need to sleep...fucking insomnia... Edited September 28, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) I can't believe they ever even got off the ground, considering that they started when everybody was getting the internet and nobody's parents knew anything about blocking websites. The idea that adults actually call in to these things...*shudder* My job tangentially intersects with online advertising and a lot of money went into promoting these things in the early days. I assume some old duffer whose wife had long since stopped sleeping with him stood up in a board meeting one day and said, "Harlotry! That's what the youths want these days! Minion: go to the moving-picture store and procure a daguerreotype of the most delectable Prussian maidens, that we might 'up-load' it to the 'inter-net' for the recreation of the veteran onanist and manually-stimulating tyro alike. For but four farthings a day, they shall be cast free of the yoke of Livejasmin 'pop-ups'!"* *not verbatim but close enough Edited September 28, 2015 by Swampy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Also, the reason they're still going is the same reason so many porn sites are still going: they cost relative pennies to operate (that is, you can get an affiliate porn site off the ground for the three figures) and the potential returns are quite high. Even at the top of the game you're talking an order of magnitude less than anything else in the motion picture industry, and while porn customers (that is, those who actually pay) are relatively few these days, they are an insanely loyal demographic. You can liken them to smokers, not just because of their behavior but also because of the ruinous effect on their health (albeit their mental health) exacted by their vice of choice. Once you get someone hooked on paid-for porn you have a customer until death, impotence, or rock bottom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Just like a Chicken Kiev. Or an armadillo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Scenes on the train. Boy goes into the toilet, obviously doesn't lock the door. Wee lassie and her granny come along, press the button to open it. Boy stood there, toby in hand & mid sloosh. Uncomfortable for everyone really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Doesn't toby mean shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Doesn't toby mean shit? Toaly means a shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Ah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Never knew that ghee means shit in kurdish. Maybe Mark McGhee come up as a weird/funny name in the Kurdish media??. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Never knew that ghee means shit in kurdish. Maybe Mark McGhee come up as a weird/funny name in the Kurdish media??. Must be a bit confusing when they fancy making a curry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) The Swedish word for meat, kött, is pronounced shit. P.S. Click the loudspeaker under "kött" here: https://translate.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob#auto/sv/meat Edited September 28, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hungarian for cheese is pronounced "shite". My sis used to work over there and always got a giggle ordering a shiteburger from McDonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 My job tangentially intersects with online advertising and a lot of money went into promoting these things in the early days. I assume some old duffer whose wife had long since stopped sleeping with him stood up in a board meeting one day and said, "Harlotry! That's what the youths want these days! Minion: go to the moving-picture store and procure a daguerreotype of the most delectable Prussian maidens, that we might 'up-load' it to the 'inter-net' for the recreation of the veteran onanist and manually-stimulating tyro alike. For but four farthings a day, they shall be cast free of the yoke of Livejasmin 'pop-ups'!"* *not verbatim but close enough Doubt it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Today is National Drink Beer Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Today is National Drink Beer Day. Arent they all? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Today is National Drink Beer Day. I'm going to guess that it's sponsored by a major brewery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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