Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I'm going to guess that it's sponsored by a major brewery? Skol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Skol.He said beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Why do I always seem to develop X-ray vision whenever Carol does the weather? Always sure that I can see right through her top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 This article makes me want to eat cheese and drink milk http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34380895 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Life is a rollercoaster, just got to ride it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Joab update. They said they'd let me know yesterday. Nothing. Gave them a call today. "Hiya any word on the Joab? You did say you would tell us Monday. I ken your busy but cmon to f**k" "I did say that. I'm speaking wi the big cheese the day, regards the position, so you'll have to wait until the morn" "Sakes! Whereabouts am I sitting? Near the top, if not top o the pile." "Hahaha you're a cheeky c**t. I'll give you a bell the morn" "Look forward to it. C ya." "Nae bather cunto"* *the conversation didn't pan out as such, but that was the gist of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Roasting here today never thought I'd be taps aff at end September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I've done a small interview for the Maccabi Tel Aviv official website. Not bad considering I'm not a journalist and I don't think I've even been mentioned on the Clyde website before. The power of twitter, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Roasting here today never thought I'd be taps aff at end September. Samesies. The downside is, I'm away to work and have to take a jumper and jacket as it's fucking baltic when I finish at 10pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I've done a small interview for the Maccabi Tel Aviv official website. Not bad considering I'm not a journalist and I don't think I've even been mentioned on the Clyde website before. The power of twitter, I suppose. Link? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Link? https://www.maccabi-tlv.co.il/en/2015/09/know-your-opponent-dynamo-kyiv/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 https://www.maccabi-tlv.co.il/en/2015/09/know-your-opponent-dynamo-kyiv/ Great stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Joab update. They said they'd let me know yesterday. Nothing. Gave them a call today. "Hiya any word on the Joab? You did say you would tell us Monday. I ken your busy but cmon to f**k" "I did say that. I'm speaking wi the big cheese the day, regards the position, so you'll have to wait until the morn" "Sakes! Whereabouts am I sitting? Near the top, if not top o the pile." "Hahaha you're a cheeky c**t. I'll give you a bell the morn" "Look forward to it. C ya." "Nae bather cunto"* *the conversation didn't pan out as such, but that was the gist of it Being a cheeky c**t can sometimes work at interviews. My wee cuz was asked at one what his weakness was and he replied with "Kryptonite". He got the job, the little cocky, over-confident b*****d that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Being a cheeky c**t can sometimes work at interviews. My wee cuz was asked at one what his weakness was and he replied with "Kryptonite". He got the job, the little cocky, over-confident b*****d that he is. When asked about weaknesses I generally reply "drugs and women". I'm self-employed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I've done a small interview for the Maccabi Tel Aviv official website. Not bad considering I'm not a journalist and I don't think I've even been mentioned on the Clyde website before. The power of twitter, I suppose. Stick that on your fucking website 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Got my start date for training, today. 16th of November. I finish my current place of employment on the 18th of October. Nice 4 week holiday coming up Edited September 29, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fiona Hyslop looks like a slutty panda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Got my start date for training, today. 16th of November. I finish my current place of employment on the 18th of October. Nice 4 week holiday coming up Do you know what line you'll be working on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When asked about weaknesses I generally reply "drugs and women". I'm self-employed. I got asked what my greatest strength is and replied "my uppercut" before breaking the interviewer's jaw. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Do you know what line you'll be working on? Mainly "Do you want milk with your tea?" Edit to add. Edited September 29, 2015 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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