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I've been in Leeds for over a year now and I'm still on the waiting list for the dentist. I have a slight problem with a filling so I popped in and asked what my best course of action was. They said I should phone the emergency health hotline and they will get me an emergency appointment. I told them that it isn't an emergency, it's a slight problem that I would like seeing to but surely getting an emergency appointment is a bit over the top. They said no, that this is the course of action they always recommend even for minor problems.

All seems a bit ridiculous to me.

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Heaters on full.

Windows down.

Aggressive eye contact.

Lots of fingering.

(Optional) A jet of hot pish.

You're welcome.

The car won't even turn on to get the heaters on and windows down, I would look a tool doing all that with the windows up.

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Anyone in particular I should aim for?

What sort of a twisted c**t are you?

It's your car that's broke. It's the car you should be aiming for. Honestly, do you think staring out an innocent passer by, ramming your digits in them and then scalding them with a a urine laser is gonna get your motor going? NO, it'll get you noticed, that's for sure, but it's not gonna get your car going. Are you that fucking stupid? Fucking hell.

Who should I be aiming for? You're no right.

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