Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Watched the top 10 weird homes last night. Think I found the wunfy version of Ideal Homes. Who lives in a house like that? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 My girlfriend got a new boss at work in past couple months and on Friday he got steaming drunk on vodka that they found in his desk and they had to call his wife for her to come get him as he was in a bad way She (my mrs) wasn't in work to witness this and was off yesterday and is going to find out today if he's still there or not, personally i think he will have got the bullet as this is unacceptable behaviour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Who lives in a house like that? Grimbo David Grimbo, it's over to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 My girlfriend got a new boss at work in past couple months and on Friday he got steaming drunk on vodka that they found in his desk and they had to call his wife for her to come get him as he was in a bad way She (my mrs) wasn't in work to witness this and was off yesterday and is going to find out today if he's still there or not, personally i think he will have got the bullet as this is unacceptable behaviour Is it lonely up there on your pedestal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Is it lonely up there on your pedestal? Hardly on a pedestal - the guy sounds like a bit of a cock as well which makes it a bit more interesting. Will find out imminently if he has been sacked or not. Buzzing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Big armed police presence at Barcelona airport stopping and examining all cars (other than taxis!). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 How you feeling BigSlimTabbyDave? Operation go well? Still fat - it takes a while for the weight to drop off, even on three thimblefuls of cabbage per day. I actually know a lassie who had a gastric band put in years ago and is still the size of a house. She says that she throws up if she takes more than three mouthfuls of food without waiting for an hour afterwards. Now that's the kind of dedication to obesity that, frankly, I don't know if I could manage. Chocolate's tasty 'n' all that, but still. I like BFTD but I also like FTB's but which one is best? Only 1 way to find out, fight. Unless Dee is correct & they are wan? Grimbo I'm going to test this theory today by battering myself about the heid. If F_T_B's posts remain the same and mine suddenly become coherent, we're clearly different people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 What operation did you have Dave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 What operation did you have Dave? Gender reassignment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Big armed police presence at Barcelona airport stopping and examining all cars (other than taxis!). I hope the Danish aren't reading this Gran, otherwise you've just told them how to get past the bizzies. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Still fat - it takes a while for the weight to drop off, even on three thimblefuls of cabbage per day. I actually know a lassie who had a gastric band put in years ago and is still the size of a house. She says that she throws up if she takes more than three mouthfuls of food without waiting for an hour afterwards. Now that's the kind of dedication to obesity that, frankly, I don't know if I could manage. Chocolate's tasty 'n' all that, but still. I'm going to test this theory today by battering myself about the heid. If F_T_B's posts remain the same and mine suddenly become coherent, we're clearly different people. But how wil I tell the difference? Oh & now I realize why my food parcels have stopped, you've been eating them. When's band practice again, I think we should call ourselves The Gastric Bsnd. G-Bo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Too late grimbo, been done. And oddly enough, in one of those studenty shitholes where they used to get cheaper drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Too late grimbo, been done. And oddly enough, in one of those studenty shitholes where they used to get cheaper drink. Bassers I fuckin hate students. (Best Paul Calf voice). Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Is it lonely up there on your pedestal pedal stool? FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 My girlfriend got a new boss at work in past couple months and on Friday he got steaming drunk on vodka that they found in his desk and they had to call his wife for her to come get him as he was in a bad way She (my mrs) wasn't in work to witness this and was off yesterday and is going to find out today if he's still there or not, personally i think he will have got the bullet as this is unacceptable behaviour Update - her boss isn't there today but she doesn't know if he's working elsewhere at another office and hasnt heard anything about his whereabouts. Personally i hope he has been sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Personally i hope he has been sacked. Why? whats he ever done to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Why? whats he ever done to you? Just sounds like a moron from what my gf said and did something that only an arsehole boss would do to one of her co workers. Generally sounds like a dick I'm not saying that to be mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 What did he do other than get pissed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Still fat - it takes a while for the weight to drop off, even on three thimblefuls of cabbage per day. I actually know a lassie who had a gastric band put in years ago and is still the size of a house. She says that she throws up if she takes more than three mouthfuls of food without waiting for an hour afterwards. Now that's the kind of dedication to obesity that, frankly, I don't know if I could manage. Chocolate's tasty 'n' all that, but still. I'm going to test this theory today by battering myself about the heid. If F_T_B's posts remain the same and mine suddenly become coherent, we're clearly different people. I know someone who was given the band last year. She has lost 12 stones but somebody who got one around the same time has only lost a stone and is struggling through lack of willpower. Best of luck biggie... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Update - her boss isn't there today but she doesn't know if he's working elsewhere at another office and hasnt heard anything about his whereabouts. Personally i hope he has been sacked. If the guy says he's an alcoholic, they can't sack him and must offer him some form of help for his problem. I know this to be true because my mate Dave in the pub told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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