WeAreElgin Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/user/65847-the-god-fearing-tim/ "I genuinely have aspirations that you will die in some form of freak accident in the near future" is going to be written in my wife's birthday card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 This chap definitely doesn't take himself seriously. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/user/65855-king-of-the-fannies/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 There isn't a better night to be spending New Year with someone, frankly. Remember, as a sage friend once advised me: tits first. (save the murder for another night) Gotta marry them first before they die Dave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 This is the best message I've received this year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 This is the best message I've received this year ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1451595520.544245.jpg Are you Mikey T's carer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Are you Mikey T's carer? Nah, but I'm Mikey R's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I trimmed my bag and thicket last night. Managed to knick my bag a couple of times. It's a perilous endeavour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I just ate a 98g bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. My tongue is numb and parts of my mouth are unresponsive. Next time I have to go the dentist I'll eat a bag before just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I just ate a 98g bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. My tongue is numb and parts of my mouth are unresponsive. Next time I have to go the dentist I'll eat a bag before just in case. Pickled onion are the best ones tho... None of this "flamin hot" nonsense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 I gave a deep tissue massage to an ostrich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Pickled onion are the best ones tho... None of this "flamin hot" nonsense Easy now. All 3 are good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Easy now. All 3 are good Even the minging beef ones?! Steady yourself there pal.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Falkirk fans talking about winning the league and then staying in the same division to defend the title. Apparently they prefer winning and wouldn't want promoted because it's boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Even the minging beef ones?! Steady yourself there pal.... Wow; calm yersel hen. I know it's a big night but there's no need for such ludicrous statements. Beef flavour are tremense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Dyslexics are mouring the recent passing of a well known Scottish comedian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Despite having seen Goldfinger a zillion times, I don't think I've ever seen the opening 5 mins until now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I just ate a 98g bag of Pickled Onion Monster Munch. My tongue is numb and parts of my mouth are unresponsive. Next time I have to go the dentist I'll eat a bag before just in case. eat them right before you get called in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 There's been a wee herd of roe deer - anything up to five at once - in and out of the garden all morning. One of them's just spoiled the cutesy effect by coiling out an enormous deer shite on the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/ricky.kennedy.31/videos/1266011626803149/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 How is that funny? I've had 4 folk share it and say it's 'hilarious' this morning. I just blamed it on them still being pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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