BFTD Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Are folk still circulating those hilarious Aspartame scare emails? Every time one of those did the rounds, there'd be an attempt to remove the diet drinks from the can machines at one place I worked. Was tremendously entertaining to hear folk arguing about how the non-believers needed to be protected for their own good, usually as the ranters came back in from a sly ciggie. Bizarrely, none of them ever complained about the use of dihydrogen monoxide in drinks, which is far worse. Too much of that shit will literally kill you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Seeing an awful lot of people complaining on "Glasgow effect" on Twitter and not entirely sure what the fuss is about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I think I've got the black lung 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I think I've got the black lung Probably as a result of those stinking flavoured monster munch you seem to like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I think I've got the black lung For Christ sake Derek, you've been down there one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Probably as a result of those stinking flavoured monster munch you seem to like. I haven't had any of the beef ones in months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 For Christ sake Derek, you've been down there one day. MER-MAN! MER-MAN! But I do have a hooring rattling cough and sound like a rusty Darth Vader when I breathe and I've also sneezed a remarkably clear and blood free volume of liquid that must be equivalent to a small burn. Meant to be going back to work tomorrow. Doesn't seem likely at the moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Seeing an awful lot of people complaining on "Glasgow effect" on Twitter and not entirely sure what the fuss is about. I gather that some lassie's being paid to stay in Glasgow for a year and see if she avoids turning into a raging bigot. Not sure what happens if she's turned - regime change? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 I'm thinking of coming out of retirement but at nigh on 28 years old, is it really worth it? Do it. I wasted a few years after uni playing no football at all. You'll regret not playing more in a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fucking Dogs, just drove to the in-laws 2km with the son & wife on the back, dog went for us on the way. Niped by boy. Drove back after dropping them off, not so fucking big now. Dead in the river. Seeing an awful lot of people complaining on "Glasgow effect" on Twitter and not entirely sure what the fuss is about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 (edited) http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/rudest-moment-ever-come-dine-7117784?ICID=FB_mirror_main This is a link to yesterdays come dine with me when there was a very angry man, was quite funny. Edited January 5, 2016 by throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fucking Dogs, just drove to the in-laws 2km with the son & wife on the back, dog went for us on the way. Niped by boy. Drove back after dropping them off, not so fucking big now. Dead in the river. Good stuff, start as you mean to go on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fucking Dogs, just drove to the in-laws 2km with the son & wife on the back, dog went for us on the way. Niped by boy. Drove back after dropping them off, not so fucking big now. Dead in the river. If your needing a hand with the other one million or so in Scotland PM me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Fucking Dogs, just drove to the in-laws 2km with the son & wife on the back, dog went for us on the way. Niped by boy. Drove back after dropping them off, not so fucking big now. Dead in the river. Good man. That dog was acting like it owned the fucking place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Do it. I wasted a few years after uni playing no football at all. You'll regret not playing more in a few years. I went back after 5 years away a couple of years back and I'm back out of it again. It's exactly as I remember Good points - banter, loads of drink, sometimes you have a good game and still think you've got it. Bad points - training in shite weather, playing in shite weather, even worse not playing in shite weather and watching a shite game, your not as good as you used to be and generally can't be arsed after the first 20 mins and you just wait for the pub. Not worth it, just head to the pub for 4 and steal a few sausages rolls from whatever ammy team is there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 On holiday in Thailand Some b*****ds just killed my dog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Depends, 5's with boards around the outside like Soccerworkd is fucking terrible and requires very little footballing ability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Or play five a sides Not a big fan of 5s tbh, both groups of boys I can get a game with range massively in ability and I just find it totally frustrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Spectacularly bad day at work. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Spectacularly bad day at work. f**k. You ok ***? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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