Dee Man Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I'm properly old and I didn't even know Meatloaf was in the Spice Girls. Which one was he? I think he was the bus driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 He was Mel B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 I just saw myself on TV with Spike showing an Aberdeen gig (Darth Elvis and the Imperials) on 'How Star Wars Changed The World' . Totally forgot about all that until now despite chatting to the camera crew half the night at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Music for fannys. A vaginal sound system has been made for pregnant women http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/35231936 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Channel 5's Capital One Cup highlights look like a replay of some Sky match from the 90's. Somehow, it makes STV look amazing in comparison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Unfortunately natural selection never took this one. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/35235437 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Did you know that Saddam Hussein was a renowned novelist? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saddam_Hussein%27s_novels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Was watching a Reggie Yates doc about homophobia/transphobia within the black/Asian communities and found out that when a man has an operation to become a woman, she has to sleep with a dildo in... for six months! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Time to bring Toma back out. Does he still post here? "Adorable, wee shitey arsed toffee pops" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Toma_bullywee Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 My mate, my bruv and my good self were sat in London watching them film a scene with their Union Jack double decker bus for their film and my bruv shouted a big throaty "MEEEEAAATY" at Meatloaf. Fucking beat that for an amazing story. Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... Well you did have a hand in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... I know you're not Thai, but I always read your posts like a Thai person speaking broken English. It adds to the flavour. Well done though, Slippery. 2 thumbs up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... What did they think was coming out of her, P? Anyway, Mazel Tov. Think you'll be staying in touch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I know you're not Thai, but I always read your posts like a Thai person speaking broken English. It adds to the flavour. Well done though, Slippery. 2 thumbs up. I actually speak broken broken England (but mostly Thai everyday). Was told by an old English teacher (Thai) that my English was improving! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 At least nobody/nothing was killed. The day is young and Slippery sounds like he's been hitting the local firewater. Be a wear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 The day is young and Slippery sounds like he's been hitting the local firewater. Be a wear. The day is very young and I'm onit now. After the encounter, and the father thing...I'll expect a knock on the door from the grandfather soon. Only Farang (foreigner) in the village. I've got some explaining to do! Not my child so why you help? He'll probably ask for money, I'll tell him the story. If he want more, tell him to celebrate his new life, even buy the guy a beer. Any more, I'll knock the c**t out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 SlipperyP is the biggest Walter Mitty on this site tbh. Shocked that people are still buying his tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 SlipperyP is the biggest Walter Mitty on this site tbh. Shocked that people are still buying his tales. You're welcome to my village at any time. Do you want photos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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