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Just been informed I'm getting a £300 a year pay rise.  Yes, a year.

 

#somoney

 

I was given a £400pa rise at a performance review once, and they were absolutely staggered when I handed my notice in anyway   :lol:

 

"...I don't think you're taking this raise into account. Think about what you can do with this extra money!"

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My pay rise was £600. It works out at 36p extra an hour. Better than nothing. I never got a pay rise in 8 years from my last job.

 

A friend of mine wants to know if he asks for a coffee on a train, waits till it's poured and then shows his club50 card, will he get that coffee or will it be poured away and offered the tiny free one instead?

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Is £600 our threshold, below which a pay raise becomes desultory?

 

I guess, on a daily basis, that might pay for that big coffee that WB's got his eye on...

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Got a £2000 payrise and walked away into a job giving double what i was on.

Only have to move countries mind you.

#pleasing

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Got a £2000 payrise and walked away into a job giving double what i was on.

Only have to move countries mind you.

#pleasing

What sector are you in and what country did you have to move to?

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I was speaking to the student across the landing. She was saying that she's had to report a thief to the police because someone keeps stealing her pants from the washing line.

 

I nearly shat her pants when she told me.

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Rachel was looking great on Countdown today in a figure-hugging white sweater, I'm sure there was a hint of nip on show but you had to get right up to the screen to notice. To coin a Frankie Boyle phrase, I just about tore my cock off.

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Rachel was looking great on Countdown today in a figure-hugging white sweater, I'm sure there was a hint of nip on show but you had to get right up to the screen to notice. To coin a Frankie Boyle phrase, I just about tore my cock off.

Disappointed the first thing that went through your mind wasn't "Oh I must get a photo of this to avoid being told to gtf".
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Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls passed away 3 years ago today. Get your female relatives, friends and acquaintances to regularly do what this song title says and us blokes shouldn't be afraid to check our bits on a regular basis.

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Choose your "Big Team" wisely

Haha they don't care about Scottish football. They get live casts of english games at 3 on a saturday. I may miss soccer Saturday from now...

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Haha they don't care about Scottish football. They get live casts of english games at 3 on a saturday. I may miss soccer Saturday from now...

Wait now. Are you sure you're going to Ireland and not Iceland?

The Scottish media has always led me to believe that the entire World, especially Ireland, are besotted with two Glasgow based teams (who aren't Partick and Queens Park).

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A friend of mine wants to know if he asks for a coffee on a train, waits till it's poured and then shows his club50 card, will he get that coffee or will it be poured away and offered the tiny free one instead?

If he asked for a coffee on my train he'd be directed towards the nearest Costa coffee I'm afraid ;)

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Chrissy Amphlett of the Divinyls passed away 3 years ago today. Get your female relatives, friends and acquaintances to regularly do what this song title says and us blokes shouldn't be afraid to check our bits on a regular basis.

Bizarrely, and apropose of nothing, I have had this song stuck in my head since I woke up. (not touching myself!)

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A whopping £20 a month more after deductions is what I'll get.  And since I'm moving to a job with no on call, I'm actually going to be worse off every month.  

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