BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I don't think I've ever posted in here before. Anyway - I'm working today in what is a very quiet office. Its me and 4 women. Guys generally just keep themselves to themselves but the women have been talking non-stop. If work is quiet you should just enjoy the Internet access and keep your mouth shut and let everyone relax and enjoy their slow burning hangover. Another rage element for me is don't ask me for advice about work and then when I give you the advice (the correct advice) choose to question it. If you already know what you are doing then don't ask me in the first place. I once spent half an hour in an office listening to a group of lassies argue over whether my spelling of hors d'oeuvres was right. Each one of them was sitting in front of an internet-enabled computer. They were still at it when I left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I don't think I've ever posted in here before. You appear to have gone a bit mad today, wandering around the forum like an auld yin asking where you are, and claiming never to have read things you have. Are you feeling OK, chap? And would you like to know what's for tea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 You appear to have gone a bit mad today, wandering around the forum like an auld yin asking where you are, and claiming never to have read things you have. Are you feeling OK, chap? And would you like to know what's for tea? I was at a messy wedding last night and working today so apologies if I commit suicide before 10pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I was at a messy wedding last night and working today so apologies if I commit suicide before 10pm. Jesus, what did you do that suicide seems like an option? Surely you didn't...with the bride? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 No I was referring to the working part of my post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 No I was referring to the working part of my post. What a disappointment At least you get to talk to us. No, wait - put the knife down! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 That's the pinnacle of human achievement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Having deja vu over this toilet prisoner story - have you told us this before, Hedgecutter Probably. With enough exposure it might get made into another one of those near-death survival films. The pity party scene and bit where I cleaned the bathroom out of sheer boredom would be a hit with critics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Probably. With enough exposure it might get made into another one of those near-death survival films. The pity party scene and bit where I cleaned the bathroom out of sheer boredom would be a hit with critics. I've watched and enjoyed films with a much poorer premise TBH. Get it written. "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the lavvy..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I've watched and enjoyed films with a much poorer premise TBH. Get it written. "Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the lavvy..." 48hrs followed by the same thing miraculously happening again in... Another 48hrs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Celtic fan getting lifted at Tynecastle. https://www.facebook.com/354969844673189/videos/541906999312805/ Edited May 2, 2016 by BigMartyn86 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Special metal poppies are being made from authentic WW1 shell fuses, to "celebrate" the centenary of the battle of the Somme. Only £39.99 each. I'm sure my great grandfather would be thrilled he was being remembered in this way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I am so fucking rough. Thank christ I don't have a job where I actually need to do anything meaningful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Still keeping them in cages I see. "SAVAGEEES!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I dished out about 7 greenies yesterday and thought I'd ascended into some sort of green giving God. I've not handed one out in over 14hrs and have not had my stock replenished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 On holiday this week so scavenging for meals will become the norm. Todays lunch will be reheated macaroni cheese with a side of reheated donner meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I saw that footage and was a bit puzzled by it. Apparently these fans arrived 5-10 minutes late for kick off, only to find the turnstiles shut. So one member of the group tried to rush the fences, dodge about ten coppers standing right there and get in. That went well. I think football fans in Scotland get a bad deal with the police sometimes and, certainly in some situations, there are times when the assumption is that football fans are there for trouble. But what exactly did the person in that video expect to happen? That the police would part Red Sea style and let them into the ground? If you try to access a ticketed event, heavily policed, without going through the proper turnstiles or entrance then you'll get huckled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 I saw that footage and was a bit puzzled by it. Apparently these fans arrived 5-10 minutes late for kick off, only to find the turnstiles shut. So one member of the group tried to rush the fences, dodge about ten coppers standing right there and get in. That went well. I think football fans in Scotland get a bad deal with the police sometimes and, certainly in some situations, there are times when the assumption is that football fans are there for trouble. But what exactly did the person in that video expect to happen? That the police would part Red Sea style and let them into the ground? If you try to access a ticketed event, heavily policed, without going through the proper turnstiles or entrance then you'll get huckled. Where did you think you'd posted this? It sounds interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Elsewhere: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Elsewhere: It's a wid and a widn't from me, although not necessarily in that order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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