KnightswoodBear Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 On Saturday I watched Soccer am, then the Bolton game at lunchtime on Sky, then went to the Gartcairn game. Came home watched the results then the Arsenal game. After that switched over for Barcelona. When that finished I watched highlights of the Football League on Channel 5 before finishing off with MOTD. On Sunday, it was 5 a sides, then Man U,then Man City followed by Valencia. I watched bits of Ajax and Bilbao in between. On Monday it was the 3 FL games then Chelsea. I was actually sore today from lying on the couch for so long, The word "hero" is often overused these days. Not today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 On Saturday I watched Soccer am, then the Bolton game at lunchtime on Sky, then went to the Gartcairn game. Came home watched the results then the Arsenal game. After that switched over for Barcelona. When that finished I watched highlights of the Football League on Channel 5 before finishing off with MOTD. On Sunday, it was 5 a sides, then Man U,then Man City followed by Valencia. I watched bits of Ajax and Bilbao in between. On Monday it was the 3 FL games then Chelsea. I was actually sore today from lying on the couch for so long, And people harp on about Leicester? This is a proper achievement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Got a bit of a shiner on my right eye this morning but instead of looking tough it looks like I've gone for some Adam Ant style makeup. I got my revenge by bleeding on the culprit's new footwear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Another disagreement with the wife? Talked during Eastenders - have learned my lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Since moving into my new House I've had to fix a tumble dryer and an oven. Thank f**k for youtube. It used to be phone landlord and get a brand new appliance, times have a-changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Raisins are dried grapes?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Dried raisins are sultanas. No! Sultanas are the wives of Sultans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Been in the hoose since 7am awaiting deliveries of stuff etc. mr Virgin Telly man turned up at 4.30 drilling holes in our nice new walls. Still no Telly or owt so am away to the Cask to watch the City game. Flamin eck Grimbo Eta summat spooky happened earlier l'll reveal all later if I'm no too pished & if Mr Virgin has finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Been in the hoose since 7am awaiting deliveries of stuff etc. mr Virgin Telly man turned up at 4.30 drilling holes in our nice new walls. Still no Telly or owt so am away to the Cask to watch the City game. Flamin eck Grimbo Eta summat spooky happened earlier l'll reveal all later if I'm no too pished & if Mr Virgin has finished. Was Eck the cat or the dog? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Females shouldn't be allowed to attend fitba games before they pass a test ensuring the know the simplest of rules and terminology. Sitting in front of a group just now and the shite coming out of their mouths has went from cringeworthy to borderline rage inducing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Been in the hoose since 7am awaiting deliveries of stuff etc. mr Virgin Telly man turned up at 4.30 drilling holes in our nice new walls. Still no Telly or owt so am away to the Cask to watch the City game. Flamin eck Grimbo Eta summat spooky happened earlier l'll reveal all later if I'm no too pished & if Mr Virgin has finished. Did the ghosts of your dead pets come back to haunt you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smurph Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 I thought it was Casper, not Crispy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Deliveries of stuff all paid for by the fund he set up fraudulently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 4, 2016 Share Posted May 4, 2016 Females shouldn't be allowed to attend fitba games before they pass a test ensuring the know the simplest of rules and terminology. Sitting in front of a group just now and the shite coming out of their mouths has went from cringeworthy to borderline rage inducing What game were you at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 When ordering anything online, why don't companies just offer 'free P&P' rather than charging £3.99? Why don't they just build the £3.99 into the price of the product? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 When ordering anything online, why don't companies just offer 'free P&P' rather than charging £3.99? Why don't they just build the £3.99 into the price of the product? Quick Question thread for this shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 When ordering anything online, why don't companies just offer 'free P&P' rather than charging £3.99? Why don't they just build the £3.99 into the price of the product? So they can charge £8.99 to deliver to Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I've started working with a guy who is the spitting image of this fella... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 I've started working with a guy who is the spitting image of this fella... Screenshot_2016-05-05-17-30-40-1.png Does he have a distaste for law enforcement as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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