Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I've been locked out of my own house. My dad's staring down from the top window, laughing at me. We have a holiday in the morning. I sometimes think my drunken antics are just to amuse my sadistic c***s of parents. Do a Grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Why have you been locked out?I'm pished and lost my keys. I should add that it's not the first time this has happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Do a Grimbo.Seeing my dad's grinning face whilst I was freezing led me close to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'm pished and lost my keys. I should add that it's not the first time this has happened. Alright fair enough then. Thought he was just being an arsehole. Serves you right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Alright fair enough then. Thought he was just being an arsehole. Serves you right. I'm not denying that I'm completely in the wrong Just a tad annoying when you have a flight in eight hours (I was being an arsehole by insisting on going on an all-day binge, and then I went out after. In conclusion, I'm a twat). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'm pished and lost my keys. I should add that it's not the first time this has happened. I'm glad I'm not the only one this happens to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'm glad I'm not the only one this happens to. Used to happen to me all the time too, keep my house key in the wallet now, never happened since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Used to happen to me all the time too, keep my house key in the wallet now, never happened since. That's far too sensible for me😕 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Apologies if old news. Just going to leave this here. Homeless man behind faeces-hurling attacks gets busted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Apologies if old news. Just going to leave this here. Homeless man behind faeces-hurling attacks gets busted I always imagined Miley to be a white guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 BEASTwatch Manga style! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'm not denying that I'm completely in the wrong Just a tad annoying when you have a flight in eight hours (I was being an arsehole by insisting on going on an all-day binge, and then I went out after. In conclusion, I'm a twat).A bit like the hangover thread. If you're functioning to the degree that you can post lucidly on here, you're not that drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 This: http://50shadesofjarviscocker.tumblr.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 This: http://50shadesofjarviscocker.tumblr.com/ Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 All I'm doing is leaving this here. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/217841/carnoustie-family-devastated-losing-cats-possessions-fire/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 All I'm doing is leaving this here. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/dundee/217841/carnoustie-family-devastated-losing-cats-possessions-fire/ Hmmm, a certain poster disappears from the site then this happens... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 People are in doing an office move at work and a couple of the Cisco wireless IP phones went missing. A guy (an employee) came in the next day and was asking how he could get a wireless Cisco phone working in his house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I know of the daughter, very attractive young woman. She has been on the BBC before in a program made about her soon to be husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Ice Cream and coffee for breakfast, found myself a winning combination.** ** awaits BEAST accusations, etcetera etcetera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Ice Cream and coffee for breakfast, found myself a winning combination.** ** awaits BEAST accusations, etcetera etcetera. Like mixed together? To be fair affragato is the tits so imagine it'd taste alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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