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I was home over the weekend and visiting my old man in Gartnavel hospital.

 

There is a sign as you enter the lifts that states "Floor 7 is now closed. We have moved to floor 6".

 

There is no mention of where floor 6 is now located, and I didn't have the bottle to get the lift to what used to be floor 7 in case I walked out the lift and fell to my death.

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I was home over the weekend and visiting my old man in Gartnavel hospital.

 

There is a sign as you enter the lifts that states "Floor 7 is now closed. We have moved to floor 6".

 

There is no mention of where floor 6 is now located, and I didn't have the bottle to get the lift to what used to be floor 7 in case I walked out the lift and fell to my death.

Maybe one below floor 7?

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Maybe one below floor 7?

 

But if floor 7 is now on floor 6, and floor 6 is one below floor 7, how can floor 7 be on floor 6? Or is floor 6 now on floor 5?

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I was home over the weekend and visiting my old man in Gartnavel hospital.

 

There is a sign as you enter the lifts that states "Floor 7 is now closed. We have moved to floor 6".

 

There is no mention of where floor 6 is now located, and I didn't have the bottle to get the lift to what used to be floor 7 in case I walked out the lift and fell to my death.

 

If Man is five, if Man is five, if Man is five
Then the Devil is six, then the Devil is six
The Devil is six, the Devil is six and if the Devil is six
Then God is seven , then God is seven
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If Man is five, if Man is five, if Man is five
Then the Devil is six, then the Devil is six
The Devil is six, the Devil is six and if the Devil is six
Then God is seven , then God is seven

 

 

Everyone loves Monkeys.

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Genuinely thought a chatroom on here would send this place tonto. The most I've ever seen in it was three folk and we just slagged the Ginger kid. It was like primary school all over again. 

It wont happen again Miss Torz, promise.

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