Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'm cunted. No idea how I'll make it home from the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'm cunted. No idea how I'll make it home from the pub. Putting your phone away and paying attention to where you're going would be a start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: Less of that sort of language please this is a family forum. f**k off you sheep shagging feeder c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Less of that sort of language please this is a family forum. Christ, I hope none of my family are on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Go find him and take him home Throbs. Can't you see the boy's crying out for help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: I'm all tucked up in my Lonsdales for the evening, but i will feel personally responsible if he's dead in a ditch come sunrise. That's not a very good alibi you have constructed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I've had a fresh batch of tequila and now I'm back to life. And some vodka. And a swift half. And topped up my red wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I should really be getting on with my work but now I want to stay and see how this finishes up. Something awful is going to happen to Shandon before this night is out and I'd hate to miss that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? Throbber would shite it from muffy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 40 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: (Or take embarrassing photos to put on here, whichever you feel is a measured response to the abuse he has visited upon you) He'll do that himself in good time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Shandon Par is probably being eaten by Renton as we speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Postman Splat. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-39458595 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 That whole area of South Lanarkshire is a tip. Douglas Water is okay for pike fishing. Well, for jack pike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 The actual state of Pamela Anderson on Celebrity Juice tonight. Wid not bang. [emoji20]On a positive note, Holly Willoughby has a very short dress on! [emoji7] Just Googled that. What's wrong with her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 I feel bad for being mean about Adam's tea now that his bird has left him. It was a bit basic but I'm sure it gave him all the sustenance he needed at that time. I'm sorry Adam, you didn't need her anyway, she doesn't know what she's lost and there's plenty of fish in the sea, although that will only help if you decide to stop pursuing women and start having sex with fish. When I 'liked' this i'd had 8 pints. Shame on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Douglas Water is okay for pike fishing. Well, for jack pike. Never tried it. Hardly have the time for fishing now. Have we discussed pike fishing before? Just Googled that. What's wrong with her? Her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'm cunted. No idea how I'll make it home from the pub. 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: f**k off you sheep shagging feeder c**t. 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I've had a fresh batch of tequila and now I'm back to life. And some vodka. And a swift half. And topped up my red wine. 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I'll be taking the dog out for a walk about 11pm throbs so if you want a square go we could have a p&b Ppv tear up? When I'm cunted I can only see my phone with one eye and the other eye squinted. Even then there is no way I could type coherently. You are not cunted my good man, you are merely drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: When I'm cunted I can only see my phone with one eye and the other eye squinted. Even then there is no way I could type coherently. You are not cunted my good man, you are merely drunk. It's a bell curve for me. When I'm drunk my texting goes down a notch but, when I'm cunted, I give texting ｆｕｌｌ ｃｏｎｃｅｎｔｒａｔｉｏｎ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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