welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) Upon consideration I'd take the blonde from behind while she munches on the brunette with Kyle tied naked to the chair having a pig chewing his truffle oil drenched genitals. Might have to go out after the watershed. Edited April 28, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Spar regularly try to give me (and I assume other customers) a free copy of the Sun with any purchase. Every time I refuse. One of the lassies working on the till was practically begging me to take one, even if I was just going to launch it in the nearest bin (her words). Still no sell. Anyway, I saw a guy with a man bun yesterday. He must have missed the memo that the 'trendy' wankers have ditched it and are eagerly waiting for the next fad. Obviously he was wearing skinny jeans and no socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 My employers are currently going through a period of "Restructuring". One of the girls in my team got the sack today. Not sure how I feel about it. On one hand, my job is now safe. On the other hand, I have to do more work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Was she a Wid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Was she a Wid? 0/10 wid not. Not even in a milf or mumsy sort of way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 In that case, good riddens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 It was mostly the prospect of actually having to work for a living that was giving me conflicting feelings. I have grown quite comfortable with earning far too much money for the level of effort expended. It might now shrink to just more money than I deserve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 22 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: In that case, good riddens. Oh my 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Oh my f**k off [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: f**k off Pipe doon flange 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Pipe doon flange I'll slash you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I just watched an old episode of The Weakest Link there and the final two ended up being a Scottish guy and woman. The guy won it and at the end when he was asked what he'd spend his £2600 winnings on he said "Probably a bigger bottle of whisky, a carton of cigarettes, gamble a wee bit more down the bookies on Saturday and just waste the rest" What a legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I'll slash you You couldn't milk, you absolute horse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 2 skanks on Jeremy Kyle today. Would you? Where's Stellaboz he's usually the barometer on these matters.Imo, widnae unless large consumption of alcohol. Followed by deep regret the next day. They both look a bit unhinged. Dark haired one slightly less than other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The one on the left if she's the last one on the dance floor and you need to simply blow your muck anywhere except into a tissue. The one on the right looks slightly like Jonny Lee Miller which, sadly doesn't do it for me. It's a widnae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Is it just me or do both of them have huge foreheads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 45 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Is it just me or do both of them have huge foreheads? It's the least of their problems, but I still don't see the dilemma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The one on the right has tits, it's no contest for me, especially from the rear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Dee Man said: I just watched an old episode of The Weakest Link there and the final two ended up being a Scottish guy and woman. The guy won it and at the end when he was asked what he'd spend his £2600 winnings on he said "Probably a bigger bottle of whisky, a carton of cigarettes, gamble a wee bit more down the bookies on Saturday and just waste the rest" What a legend. Time to get out the bottles of sleeping pills... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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