The_Kincardine Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Cash in your mixer bottles and they can get a whole new wing. Mixers? I swig straight from the bottle, FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 This is unbelievably awful https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/ghetto-doll-brothel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-39804073 Fucking hell. They'll probably be out in a few months knowing the British justice system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I only had 1 drink occifer ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-05/bombay-sapphire-gin-recalled-in-canada/8499404 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eednud said: I only had 1 drink occifer ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-05/bombay-sapphire-gin-recalled-in-canada/8499404 Aussies complained? WTF is happening in the world? Trump, and Aussies complaining about too much alcohol in their fucking gin? What the f**k is going on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Aussies complained? WTF is happening in the world? Trump, and Aussies complaining about too much alcohol in their fucking gin? What the f**k is going on? Aussies wouldn't complain about too much alcohol in their grog. It was the Septics northern neighbours that acted the Pom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Parked my car outside greggs on corstorphine rd last week and when I came out some p***k had parked behind me, ignoring the parking bays, and preventing me from getting out the way I went in. In trying to avoid his car I scraped along the car parked next to me, damaging that car and mine. I left a note in his windscreen and worried about cost, insurance etc for a few days then he got back to me. His name is Andy, bless him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 Berwick_the_unbeatable is having some strange meltdown about Cowdenbeath being in the relegation playoff zone in league 2... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 What is the purpose of the pink thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 It's part of an old industrial weighing device. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I have hiccups on the train. I may be have had too many beers. On my iPod is 'Don't Stop' by Stone Roses and now Believe In What You Want' by Jimmy Eat World (it's on shuffle). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I've forgotten how ace BBC 6 Music is. Get it listened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 6 Music is great. I've not listened for a while but loved Guy Garvey's show and Huey Morgan's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 I've already posted this in the Premiership forum but it's too good not to share here in case anyone misses it: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Start with my new team on Tuesday and had a call with one of the managers on Friday past. She warned me that the team (mainly women) were constantly having "the banter" and she hopes I'm ok with that.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted May 7, 2017 Share Posted May 7, 2017 Sorry to hear that your new team is going to be utterly devoid of humour. My thoughts exactly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 A load of gypsy travellers have pitched up in my works car park. Looking forward to all the middle-aged IT geeks competing with each other to say how Charles Bronson they would go on them to remove them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 A load of gypsy travellers have pitched up in my works car park. Looking forward to all the middle-aged IT geeks competing with each other to say how Charles Bronson they would go on them to remove them. Tell them it's a new form of offshoring. Rather than take jobs overseas, bring the employees to the office and make them stay in caravans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 A load of gypsy travellers have pitched up in my works car park. Looking forward to all the middle-aged IT geeks competing with each other to say how Charles Bronson they would go on them to remove them. You'll get work done on your roof and guttering done, even though it doesn't need done. Remember to pay them up front though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 I ate 3 fish suppers walking home last night. Three. Had are literally nothing all weekend and consumed a ridiculous amount of alcohol. Stopped in first chippy and ate one, then finished it before arriving at second chippy and bought two as I was still starving. Expect to be covered in spots in a day or two. [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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