mizfit Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 calls in the last hour from people pretending to be from Microsoft asking to fix my computer. Just been called an arsehole by the last one there after I telt her to piss off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 calls in the last hour from people pretending to be from Microsoft asking to fix my computer. Just been called an arsehole by the last one there after I telt her to piss off. Is it an 0344 number ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, mizfit said: 4 calls in the last hour from people pretending to be from Microsoft asking to fix my computer. Just been called an arsehole by the last one there after I telt her to piss off. Tell them you've got an Apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Tell them you've got an Apple. "We are also providing assistance with Apple sir" was the answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, mizfit said: Just been called an arsehole by the last one there after I telt her to piss off. I like the sound of her. Pics? ETA.. if she calls back, could you pass on my number? Edited May 18, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll pass, not a fan of tattoos on a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Shite date? Sue the daft bint.http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675 What she did would be annoying but he seems like a weirdo. 37 and still going on dates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Shite date? Sue the daft bint.http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675 What she did would be annoying but he seems like a weirdo. 37 and still going on dates? He's perfectly right, texting in a cinema is worse than shooting up the audience imo. And btw, your balls don't drop off at 35. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 A $4 pizza? Probably texting her pals saying this cheap skate arsehole took my for a cheap shitey pizza and a pish film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 We really need to wait for pictures of her to pass judgement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babu Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. http://douglastwitchell.com/scrambled_words.php -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, babu said: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. http://douglastwitchell.com/scrambled_words.php It's like a post in the Junior forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, babu said: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. http://douglastwitchell.com/scrambled_words.php This isn't fucking Facebook mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 53 minutes ago, Rugster said: This isn't fucking Facebook mate. It's similar to the stupid posts you get shared by imbeciles on Facebook where a paragraph is written in an unusual font and saying the human mind is amazing for being able to understand it, despite the fact that humans have spent their entire lives deciphering other people's unique handwriting that bears no resemblance to the printed word. Mark Zuckerberg is almost single-handedly responsible for the dumbing down of the human race. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Nah, just highlighting how fucking dense the majority of society is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Steven Whittaker going to Brora on a free from Norwich City. If joined by Gunn, next season could be interesting Heard it here first lads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 On 2017-5-17 at 17:40, 8MileBU said: Food... Serious business. Type2mile. Big fat liar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 It's similar to the stupid posts you get shared by imbeciles on Facebook where a paragraph is written in an unusual font and saying the human mind is amazing for being able to understand it, despite the fact that humans have spent their entire lives deciphering other people's unique handwriting that bears no resemblance to the printed word. Mark Zuckerberg is almost single-handedly responsible for the dumbing down of the human race. Tbh Zuckerberg has just given the morons a stage, they were always there....sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 hours ago, thebhoyfartinez said: ye must practice ti be the worst poster oan here wee sacks?!!! Belter, m9! Hail hail -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 10 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Nah, just highlighting how fucking dense the majority of society is. 7 hours ago, Father Ted said: Tbh Zuckerberg has just given the morons a stage, they were always there....sadly. Aye, these are probably more accurate. I saw a meme referring to Facebook once that said something like, "You spend your life wanting to know what goes on in people's heads, then when you find out, you wish you didn't". I think I saw it on Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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