DA Baracus Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off. Edited August 31, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It's like my mind just shut off. Pretty much what happened to me reading your post tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off. My old man started doing stuff like that. My mum accused him of being drunk. Turned out he had a thing called Guillame Barre Syndrome. Didn't last too long after that. Could be the beginning of the end for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off. Sounds like a compensation claim, 2 weeks on the sick at full pay and a reassessment of the workplace. Good work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Knowing DA Baracus' pathological hatred of puns he must be hurting inside at having quite literally kicked the bucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Sounds like a compensation claim, 2 weeks on the sick at full pay and a reassessment of the workplace. Good work. Sadly I was fine, so no claim could be made. 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Knowing DA Baracus' pathological hatred of puns he must be hurting inside at having quite literally kicked the bucket. Seething. Folk in the office made the same 'joke' yesterday. I thought that the dent to my pride of falling over a bin was the worst thing to come of the incident. I was wrong. Shite puns were. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Seething. Folk in the office made the same 'joke' yesterday. I thought that the dent to my pride of falling over a bin was the worst thing to come of the incident. I was wrong. Shite puns were. No c**t asked if you were fine. You've had a fall at work which wasn't your fault. Don't look this gift horse in the mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off. Bin injured at work?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Maybe the bin had been trash talking DA. It had it coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Happy now, DA. You'll have this place littered with puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Happy now, DA. You'll have this place littered with puns. Stop recycling bad jokes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 PUNS ARE SHITE RUBBISH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Happy now, DA. You'll have this place littered with puns. He's bin dreading that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 At least he got up to Dusty himself down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 At least he got up to Dusty himself down. It's have other bucket puns but they'll pail in comparison to that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Welcome to Ibrox Dec...wtf...er...Billy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off. ^^^ Digby Brown likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: My old man started doing stuff like that. My mum accused him of being drunk. Turned out he had a thing called Guillame Barre Syndrome. Didn't last too long after that. Could be the beginning of the end for you. You're a right morose c**t! Everbody else does puns, but you try to depress the guy. DA - "Here's a funny wee story" SP - "Check yer life insurance" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You're a right morose c**t! Everbody else does puns, but you try to depress the guy. DA - "Here's a funny wee story" SP - "Check yer life insurance" Puns are far worse than death in DA Baracus' unique world view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Puns are far worse than death in DA Baracus' unique world view. Well that should be his punishment. I am really sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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