NJ2 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 What happened? Senior password moment? Aye pretty much. Uninstalled the app as it’s had a few issues (not being able to post pictures notably), reinstalled and couldn’t mind my password. Put in the few I usually use, no luck. Tried to reset it but the emails never came through. Gave up and started a new account. I’ve emailed support, so my initial incarnation may return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Keep it as a sleeper account. It’s no use if I can’t get in to it! I won’t be banned anyway, not until WTM runs the place and chances are I’ll be under his floorboards before he bans me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 It’s no use if I can’t get in to it! I won’t be banned anyway, not until WTM runs the place and chances are I’ll be under his floorboards before he bans me. Beast banned and binned. Stay away! [emoji1] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Woman gets jet to herself.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-41748305 Why the f**k would they not just book her (although there were originally 3 of them) on another flight? If you read it to the end it tells you the return flight was full, they still have to send the plane out there regardless of how many people were on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, peasy23 said: If you read it to the end it tells you the return flight was full, they still have to send the plane out there regardless of how many people were on it. Probably happens a lot with the last flight of the season, folk going out would need to book another airline to get home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 You mean you're not already here? You're one of the lucky ones. It’s a matter of time but I’ve had a good run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You mean you're not already here? You're one of the lucky ones. Is that Dee Man's place? Not seem him for a while. Presuming he "corrected" his family. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Looks a bit upmarket for him. Might be the neighbours. Everybody needs good neighbours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Zen Archer in charge of today's Courier. Pet owl? Is it Harry Potter's house? ETA - can't have a Zen story without some shite puns.. What about the twit twoo crashed his car into the house? What a pellet. Edited October 26, 2017 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Moray Cup's been discontinued 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, mizfit said: Moray Cup's been discontinued https://en-gb.facebook.com/SaveMorayCup/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: @Zen Archer in charge of today's Courier. What a fucking hoot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 7 hours ago, mizfit said: Moray Cup's been discontinued I never got the chance to try this apparent delight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Best hangover cure bar none. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Bit of drama on the way home tonight. Whilst walking down the street I live on I saw a car ram, at a very low speed, a group of 3 jakeys. They ran away, past me. The car sped past them, but then turned and drove half on the pavement at/past them, this time going fast. It seemed to be sort of warning to them, or done to noise them up. I jumped up on the railings to get out of the way when I first saw the car speeding towards them, although it wouldn't have hit me had I stayed on the pavement. The jump unfortunately ripped the arse of my work trousers. A blow, to be sure. Oh, the jakies ran off, yelling at me to call the police (I didn't). The car drove off, although for all I know doubles back to ram them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: If one of the jakies was eating a mushroom supper and drinking Moray Cup, then you did the right thing not phoning the police. Even jakies have standards 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Now Baracus has to go to work with a hole in his trouser bumhole. Another handy "invention" no doubt. I do have other trousers, although I did like those ones as they were comfy and strechy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Boostin' Kev said: Best hangover cure bar none. Feel better now, got a Sportsmans Dinner tomorrow so will just keep going. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 This might be better in the Nope thread. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-27/man-who-cut-off-another-testicle-was-trying-to-help/9093286 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Got a fridge sorted on Monday night. A friend generously gave me an old one that he had lent to a relative (the relative no longer used it). Unfortunately it stinks of cats and cat pish. Gave it a good scrub, but the smell of the inside is still dodgy. It's doing the job just now though, and I'll get a new one when I get paid (or one from the Re-Use Centre). It will cost £23 to get rid of the old fridges though, as that's how much the council charge to pick up appliances or large items. And I've got to carry them both down the stairs (I live on the top floor). It's free to dispose of them at the council recycling centres, but I don't drive and f**k carrying a fridge (one on each arm?) a few miles. Perhaps I could put them in the back of a taxi, give the driver a tenner, and leave it at that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 TCK knows boys that could juggle them all the way to the recycling centre. Just horse out the window and leave it in a crumpled heap at the bottom, council will take it away eventually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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